Confirmed with Link: Zohorna. Is. Back.

[Jacob]

+Legare

Oops, fixed.

 

[Extra Texture]

Radim the Dream, baby

This has done a little to brighten my mood after the funeral atmosphere yesterday

 

[SomeDude]

Zoho to Sullivan:

 

[Son Goku]

Why does Radim Zohorna type like a Crip?

dis my set, gang.

 

[AuroraBorealis]

Dude was very good for us, offensively and defensively. Deserved more minutes for sure.
Better than our crap bottom 6 last year without question.
Shit on this signing if you want. It just proves you weren't paying attention when he was here.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Radim Zohorna is a 10 foot tall beast man who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

 

[mrzeigler]

Bring back Tyler Wright

With this front office, I finally have a good feeling about Janne Pesonen's chances ... so much so that this morning I ran to Home Depot to buy gold spray paint for my helmet.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

One time I was with Zohorna in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Zohorna goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Radim Zohorna! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'RadimZorhorna' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'

 

[Rakell67]

Radim Zohorna is also known as Long-Dong Radim to those who shower with him.

 

[Victor Z]

ZAR back to the Pens in 3, 2, 1...

Replace "ZAR" with "Lafferty" and I wouldn't hate it. Unfortunately, we all know that The Immortal ZAR cannot be replaced.

 

[FunkySeeFunkyDo]

34 points in 51 AHL games? Not bad.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

34 points in 51 AHL games? Not bad.

But also not good.

 

[PensandCaps]

Dude was very good for us, offensively and defensively. Deserved more minutes for sure.
Better than our crap bottom 6 last year without question.
Shit on this signing if you want. It just proves you weren't paying attention when he was here.

Really, honestly should have played more, looking at his stats here lol. Wonder why they waived him? He looked good here when Sullivan played him.

 

[Jacob]

Radim Zohorna is also known as Long-Dong Radim to those who shower with him.

I heard it was wider than it was long. Like a tuna can.

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

I thought this was another old post bumped by that one dude.

Cool. Hopefully he can continue to improve. Probably an AHL move though.

 

[Rakell67]

I thought this was another old post bumped by that one dude.

Cool. Hopefully he can continue to improve. Probably an AHL move though.

Yea that wasn't cool.

 

[SHOOTANDSCORE]

Yea that wasn't cool.

At least the Carter extension thread didn't get bumped. That would have been chaos.

 

[Son Goku]

ok am back now

 

[Peat]

Really, honestly should have played more, looking at his stats here lol. Wonder why they waived him? He looked good here when Sullivan played him.

Because Hextall rammed the roster full of depth forwards and bet he could sneak him through to WBS.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

Maybe this time Zohorna will become the player HFPens thought he'd be.

It's not like we're prone to overrating our multitude of mediocre players because we don't actually have anything decent in the prospect pool to hope for.

 

[Jacob]

Maybe this time Zohorna will become the player HFPens thought he'd be.

It's not like we're prone to overrating our multitude of mediocre players because we don't actually have anything decent in the prospect pool to hope for.

I think he’ll play under 20 games in the NHL.

 

[Goalie_Bob]

Hockey Jesus has returned. Hopefully he is given a chance to become the greatest player in hockey history as the HFPens board has foreseen it.

All hail hockey Jesus.

 

[Turin]

WBS gunning for the Calder baby

 

[Jacob]

WBS gunning for the Calder baby

I’ve been wondering if the same staff comes back or they overhaul it. Forrest seems fine to me in interviews and such and it’s not like we have a ton of talented prospects but the teams tend to suck under him.

 

[Son Goku]

Maybe this time Zohorna will become the player HFPens thought he'd be.

It's not like we're prone to overrating our multitude of mediocre players because we don't actually have anything decent in the prospect pool to hope for.

Excus me