Your wacky, zany, unreal, bold predictions for the season

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  1. Kcoyote3

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    Or portions of the season.

    Mine:

    Burns outscores Karlsson
    Couture scores >70 points this year
    Hertl scores >55
    Labanc goes without a point in the first 7 games, people riot
    DW makes one more big trade before the year is up, probably for a rental, probably for a center, and probably for too many assets
     
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    82-0 with a 16-0 postseason.

    Joe Thornton scores 100 points and wins the Hart and Conn Smythe.
     
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    1) Kane will score 35 goals

    2) There will be several trades this season to both clear space and go in on this year. At least 3 substantial trades.

    3) The sharks will go to the finals, only to lose in 7 games.

    4) Pavs will walk after the season.

    5) Dylan Demelo meams will be a thing all year.

    6) Sumenelo will prove to be at least 2C worthy this year and we will extend him.
     
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    1.) Karlsson & Burns lead NHL in d-men scoring, and Karlsson wins Norris.
    2.) Karlsson & Burns also lead Sharks in scoring. Karlsson will have 86 Points, Burns will have 78.
    3.) Hertl gets 65 points
    4.) Kane starts slow, a few people riot, and he finishes with 33 goals 60 points.
    5.) Meier scores 30 goals.
    6.) Jones plays mediocre hockey in the regular season but dominates in the playoffs again.
    7.) Sharks win the division
    8.) Sharks win the cup
    9.) Karlsson re-signs for 8 years @ 11M per year
    10.) DW statue is built in front of the Tank.
     
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    1.) Kane gets 30+ goals.
    2.) Hertl stays healthy and hits the 70 point mark.
    3.) Pavelski scores 30.
    4.) Meier gets 50 points, half of which are goals.
    5.) Melker Karlsson, Justin Braun or Brenden Dillon get dealt at or before the deadline.
    6.) We finally hoist Lord Stanley's Cup.
     
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    DW trades Braun. Picks up Polak at the TDL. He plays over Heed.
     
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    Note: Wilson's Statue is made of *Bronze in honor of his tanned beauty. lol
    *To be henceforth referred to as the Bronze god. hahaha
    Edit for clarification... Bronze god refers to Doug Wilson not the Statue. :biglaugh:
     
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    Sir, you should infract yourself for that.... I'm sure there's a rule somewhere about inciting violence...
     
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    I'm gonna piggyback on this one.
     
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    Interesting thought. If we had the best team in history, like, bar none... We still would not go 82-0 right? I mean, very, very, little chance.

    But yet, we'll start freaking the hell out the second we lose two games in a row this season :P
     
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    We will go 80-2-0. With an 80 game win streak and we lose that 81st game, fans start calling for wilsons job and for all players to be traded.
     
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    No way, people will call for that before we lose, saying we should be winning by at least 3 goals every game.
     
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    Kane scores 30/30 and I stay happy with the signing.

    Karlsson, son of Odin, lifts the cup.

    Thornton shaves his beard with a hockey skate after winning the cup.
     
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    Sharks >100 points
    Couture and EK65 with 100+ points
    EK9 just misses 100 points
    Jones and Dell win Jennings with 0.930+ GAA
    Jumbo with more goals than assists.
    5-10 hat tricks this season
     
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    Sharks make the cup final only to be reverse swept by dylan demelo and the sens, demelo wins the conn smythe and norris.
     
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    Melker Karlsson wins the smythe with one of the most dominating playoff performances of all time.
     
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    Vlasic puts up career bests in assists (30) and points (40+)
     
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    Maybe not wacky, zany, or unreal, but my predictions:
    • Sharks win Pacific with 114 points
    • Kane goes 19/20 for 39 points - people riot
    • Pavelski breaks 30 goals again and 70 points
    • Burns gets 30 goals for the first time and 75 points
    • Karlsson leads the team with 85 points (20/65) and wins Norris
    • Couture ends with 25/25 for 50 points
    • Hertl ends with 20/29 for 49 points
    • Thornton ends with 15/45 for 60 points
    • Sharks PP is trash the first ~10 games, then goes on fire for the rest of the season to be #1PP in the league
    • Sharks win the Cup!
    • Karlsson scares everyone by waiting until after the cup win to re-signs for 8y/$11.5m
    • Dillon is the new whipping boy of HF Sharks board

    Non-shark specific predictions:
    • Scoring back down after being up last year
    • No player in the league gets 50 goals or 100 points
    • Vegas is a bubble team and barley makes the playoffs, swept first round by the sharks
     
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    Sharks acquire Karlsson for a package of spare parts with Chris Tierney being the key departing piece.
     
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    That's just absurd.
     
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    Now you're just being absurd.
     
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    Pete gets separation anxiety by December and demands Doug to acquire DeMelo back from the Sens.
     
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    Sens sweeten the deal with Duchene after Doug talks up Jacob McGrew for an hour and a half.
     
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    Kane with 40 goals, LFG
     
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    A Sharks player actually wins a Skills competition at the friggen All Star Game.
     
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