I love all of those! They're all pretty funny.
Mine's not so much though.
At first I was The Wall, I'm a goalie, and it was cool for a little bit, then aabout a month later I was like, "I just know a thousand people have this name..." It wasn't even very deserved because I was given it only after ONE GAME where I only let in one goal in a game of shinny.
Of course that game was awesome cause I even made a save while on my head, literally! I was way out of position, cross-crease pass to my right, and
KNEW it was going in so at the last second I decided to do something fun. I didn't even try. and somehow I saved it. I didn't even know it had happened until everyone was looking at me with their jaws open and one person said "What the-!?!"
I should NOT have saved it but I guess the guy got so anxious he didn't think he had to really aim since I gave hims such a wide-open net. He must've shot it right at me.
And it'll never happen again
Now my nickname's 'The Animal!'
and I may not always stop shots, but I'm pretty aggressive and play with passion like a wild madman