Y'all Got Anymore Of That Crack? Meet Gritty, The Flyers New Mascot!

[Ruck Over]

It cuts out right before he let out an epic DAMN!

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[Ghosts Beer]

HAHAHAHAHAHA hopefully its a marshmellow to suit the team.

 

[hatcher]

To big. Flyers play small LOL.

 

[Rich Nixon]

I like how seemingly the only documentation of Slapshot's cursed existence is that one photo.

It's truly haunting, more apocryphal than historical.

 

[Beef Invictus]

It's truly haunting, more apocryphal than historical.

Bigfoot is better documented.

 

[Beef Invictus]

To big. Flyers play small LOL.

You're upsetting it.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Will it make us sad by constantly losing fights?

That's his lowly sidekick, Manny Dogg.

 

[hatcher]

You're upsetting it.

Thats great

 

[Ghosts Beer]

To big. Flyers play small LOL.

Haha. Had a feeling you might say that!

 

[mja]

I hacked into the Flyers website and found an advance photo.

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Though there seems to have been a few other concepts that were also under consideration:

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[pit]

Word is it's a horse...

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named Dale.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

If anyone would know about that thing, it's Bill. Seems like it's for the best that almost all proof of its existence is gone.

 

[Lord Defect]

I take back what I said about no costume. This is perfect.

 

[Embiid]

I'd like to submit this fish as the perfect embodiment of Hakstol hockey:

Weise?

 

[Adtar02]

There should be only one mascot for all philly teams. The fanatic. That’s it deploy him for all teams. Create some unity for the city.

 

[Amorgus]

There should be only one mascot for all philly teams. The fanatic. That’s it deploy him for all teams. Create some unity for the city.

Or have the Orange Man for the Flyers like Always Sunny has the Green Man for the Eagles

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

It’s probably those stupid f***ing stormtroopers.

 

[CSKA1974]

If anyone would know about that thing, it's Bill. Seems like it's for the best that almost all proof of its existence is gone.

he knows a thing or two, because he's seen a thing or two.

 

[Audible Velvet]

Weise?

You know, I was thinking Slapsnot could be what he evolved from.
You horse theorists have it all wrong.

 

[Beef Invictus]

There should be only one mascot for all philly teams. The fanatic. That’s it deploy him for all teams. Create some unity for the city.

I violently agree

 

[Embiid]

Bill Meltzer is wearing slapshot's glasses......

 

[FLYguy3911]

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

I’m still waiting for his Broad Street Bullies movie.

 

[Zod]