Y'all Got Anymore Of That Crack? Meet Gritty, The Flyers New Mascot!

[Amorgus]

Can we bring back the MANDOG as our mascot? There's already shirts made...

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Have at it, CDP.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

If Robert Hagg ever gets relegated to #7 defenseman, they could oil him up, dress him like Conan the Barbarian, and just let him go to town.

They’re just going to have Hagg hit counter as the mascot.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

If Robert Hagg ever gets relegated to #7 defenseman, they could oil him up, dress him like Conan the Barbarian, and just let him go to town.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I like how seemingly the only documentation of Slapshot's cursed existence is that one photo.

 

[Striiker]

Mascot leaked! The name is "Shelly".

 

[Oskar Man]

Mascot leaked! The name is "Shelly".

And he/she only makes appearances late in the 3rd periods of 1 goal lead games

 

[hatcher]

HAHAHAHAHAHA hopefully its a marshmellow to suit the team.

 

[Danko]

HAHAHAHAHAHA hopefully its a marshmellow to suit the team.

HILARIOUS!!!!!!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Mascot leaked! The name is "Shelly".

Theme song:

 

[Beef Invictus]

Mascot leaked! The name is "Shelly".

Will it make us sad by constantly losing fights?

 

[Magua]

And he/she only makes appearances late in the 3rd periods of 1 goal lead games

ALLL1LLEGEDLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Lord Defect]

His name is Steve Coates.

I was going to say Coatesy. No gimmick, no costume, just a bottle of liquor and he goes around pulling off cute shenanigans and telling stories that are totally unrelated to the topic at hand.

 

[Lord Defect]

Mascot leaked! The name is "Shelly".

Jodi Shelly is getting another tenure with the flyers?

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Dale Weise earning that paycheck.

 

[Audible Velvet]

Unless this is the phantom of the Muppet Show, I'm not in favor.

 

[Audible Velvet]

And we can make the new goal song Yakety Sax, right?

 

[FLYguy3911]

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'd like to submit this fish as the perfect embodiment of Hakstol hockey:

 

[Audible Velvet]

I'd like to submit this fish as the perfect embodiment of Hakstol hockey:

That guy ever make it to the menu thread? Hak and Hagg transcend all titles, but this one may not have the mileage.
What would you name this fish?

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'd name it Slapsnot.

 

[WestrnPhlyr]

Have at it, CDP.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I still aint buying it. That skit looked like a amateurism as hell. I think its a troll job. Thats my story and I am sticking to it

 

[Amorgus]

Maybe it will be revealed to be a Flyers Mass Cot and all the players will be laying on it curled up like a litter of puppies. Hagg would be the one whose little paws keep twitching while he dreams.

P.S.: Damn you liked it before I added the Hagg edit. You're quick!