GDT: XXVI: Blackhawkes @ Avs - Glowy 80s Edition

[Balthazar]

I think the conspiracy theories are firing a little excessively right now haha.

Go read his post history and come back telling us he's just a random fan. But first, make sure you know Cole's NHL history to fully understand what's going on.

Like, for example, when he throws Letang under the bus but wants Rutherford to sign Shatty (his friend, who played with him in STL).

 

[RoyIsALegend]

Ian, Ian, Ian...

 

[Pacman33]

Edit wrong thread

 

[dahrougem2]

Ian, if you're reading this, please tell Naz to stop toe dragging every time he skates in from the left side at the top of the circle. It doesn't work.

Thanks buddy.

 

[Northern Avs Fan]

Go read his post history and come back telling us he's just a random fan. But first, make sure you know Cole's NHL history to fully understand what's going on.

Like, for example, when he throws Letang under the bus but wants Rutherford to sign Shatty (his friend, who played with him in STL).

Hmm, interesting. I suppose it’s possible. Perhaps someone close to him?

I mean Kevin Durant had a burner account lol

So are we all going to focus on Cole’s play away from the puck more often now?

 

[crue7]

Like I said, I don't think this is Cole lmao. Might be a friend etc. You guys are out of control lol

 

[Avs44]

Like I said I don't think this is Cole lmao. Might be a friend etc. You guys are out of control lol

Yeah, I’m going with member of or friend of the Cole family. Looking at the post history...the person is obsessed. They basically switch team boards the instant Cole’s switches clubs (as in, they literally switch to a new team board the moment Cole joins a new club and begin posting in the thread announcing the signing / trade). Too much of a coincidence to be a random fan.

 

[hooverdam]

I just realized that’s the guy who insisted on that weird Charlie Kelly math for +/-...putting that Notre Dame education to good use, eh Ian?

 

[Balthazar]

Like I said I don't think this is Cole lmao. Might be a friend etc. You guys are out of control lol

After further investigation, it's not Ian himself. This account once posted during a game where Cole was playing in 2017, so that can't be him. He also appears to be someone older, in his 50's or 60's.

I'd say a close family member is a good bet but I won't push that investigation further. I'm just glad it's not Ian anonymously throwing teammates under the bus on the internet.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

Ian, Ian, Ian...

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OMG I love this morning.


As for Ian Cole, it’s definitely not him lol. He’s smart enough to know how much shit he can get in for that. Plus he’s actually known for being a great character guys and teammate. He’s witty and funny too. If he posted on here we’d probably actually enjoy his posts. It’s almost certainly a close friend or family member though.

 

[Avs71]

As for Ian Cole, it’s definitely not him lol. He’s smart enough to know how much **** he can get in for that. Plus he’s actually known for being a great character guys and teammate. He’s witty and funny too. If he posted on here we’d probably actually enjoy his posts.

Is this another Cole burner account?

 

[Avs]

Just now finally made my way through this thread.

That Hawks team isn’t much of anything when their goalies aren’t constantly bailing them out and posting .960+ save percentages.

 

[Gatorbait19]

The same reason why it took the rest of us so long to realize he was good in that role. He's kind of an anomaly. Very good at one-on-one assigments, lousy at overall coverage, especially in front of the net. Normally a guy like that has no problem being the "crease clearer." But that's just not his game. It took Bednar a while to figure out Z, but I think it's also taken a while for Z to figure out Z.

Just like Barrie, Bednar realized that playing Z in very specific instances/roles is the key to his success. I never thought sheltering a guy by playing him on the opposing team’s best player/lines would be a thing. But regardless, I hope Z keeps it up and this is him turning the corner into a bona fide top 4 guy.

 

[5280]

Yeah and **** her, it really comes of fake as ****

“Puckheads like us” lol

 

[Ceremony]

This Cole stuff is a bit weird, lads.

He's crap, nothing more needs to be said.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

Can someone direct me to the things Cole allegedly said?

 

[Rumplesnipeskin]

Well this was an interesting (and highly entertaining) page of posts to read. I'm Ian Cole, though, so it couldn't be that other guy...
(or maybe it's my second account)

 

[Babel Salamander]

I'm going with not Cole. If he's a random dude with a Cole fixation or a relative, that's fine, but if that's actually Cole it's just too embarrassing for me to deal with.

 

[Perratrooper]

Just like Barrie, Bednar realized that playing Z in very specific instances/roles is the key to his success. I never thought sheltering a guy by playing him on the opposing team’s best player/lines would be a thing. But regardless, I hope Z keeps it up and this is him turning the corner into a bona fide top 4 guy.

Was he put in a similar role for the two games against the Hawks? I manged to miss both.

 

[klozge]

Ian, if you're reading this, please tell Naz to stop toe dragging every time he skates in from the left side at the top of the circle. It doesn't work.

Thanks buddy.

And also retire, Ian! Thanks!

 

[Flanagan]

IF that guy is Cole, many of you guys are being pretty disrespectful

But it's definitely not him.

 

[The Kingslayer]

IF that guy is Cole, many of you guys are being pretty disrespectful

But it's definitely not him.

Just saying it like it is. Cole is a liability on this team at the moment. I said the same thing about EJ so if EJ is somewhere lurking on here sorry EJ but you are a liability but rest up big fella.

 

[forsbergavs32]

“Puckheads like us” lol

I mean it’s a corny commercial but you guys realize she didn’t write the script, right?

 

[henchman21]

Just so you all know, I'm Ian Cole.

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

Just so you all know, I'm Ian Cole.

Kindly f*** off. Thanks.