News Article: Willy and Kappy in car accident

[mix1home]

Had to be Kap driving right? Willie would have successfully avoided the contact

Polak was driving. He is not reported as part of the accident because he insisted that (quote) "what accident? I was in no effing accident. move along." He proceeded to answer paramedic about any help he needed: "Nah... icing is just fine".

 

[Suntouchable13]

BREAKING NEWS : Nylander burps after meal.

Toronto media unreal at times, this is fender bender. Not news worthy.

It kinda is, though. Minor fender benders don't happen everyday. I think it's fine to be reported.

 

[MsMeow]

BREAKING NEWS : Nylander burps after meal.

Toronto media unreal at times, this is fender bender. Not news worthy.

No way they wouldn't have written about it considering people were posting photos of it on social media.

 

[Fonzieleaf]

Glad they're both okay.

I'm jealous however, of the lack of snow in the area.

 

[frizzer1]

It is either hymans fault or nylander has difficulty driving other things on top of a line. Not to worry though. He is elite at intersection zone entry.

If Hyman had been driving they would have missed the other car.

 

[LeafShark]

"Accident". Sure.

 

[Brobust]

Did he not drive for 7 months either?

 

[Swervin81]

Nylander's Volvo sponsorship coming in clutch, considering Volvos are known for being basically the safest cars in the world.

 

[Clark4Ever]

All joking aside, I was relieved that it was minor and the boys are ok.

 

[The Man with a Plan]

I know Willie was going into the corners, banging & crashing away last night but take it easy man...

 

[Mr Tadakichi]

Just heard this. Glad they are ok.

Also wanted to say, Etobicoke is such a fun word to say.

 

[Maple Leaf]

should terminate nylanders contract

 

[Gabriel426]

Pretty sure since the accident the word Volvo just became a top 10 word being mentioned on the internet. Is Willie asking for a raise from Volvo in order to make 7.5mil a year?

Glad those two are okay.

 

[Polaris1010]

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Where's the ambulance!!

Call emergency! Marner! Matthews! Morg!

Kudos to coach Babcock for showing his support at the clinic.

 

[Paradoc]

Apologize if I offended anyone.

I put a picture of them and said they're ok. Let's not make this about me.

People get offended too easily on the internet when OP's intent wasn't to joke about the player's possible death but our cap issue. Good on you for apologizing though.

For the actual post, super glad they are okay and the damage is minimized.

 

[napoleon in rags]

Nylander's Volvo sponsorship coming in clutch, considering Volvos are known for being basically the safest cars in the world.

Clutch? You think Willy knows how to drive stick?

 

[frog]

Wow. Seriously people are dramatic, give me a break, humans need to feel good and laugh and smile.. Maybe a little kid was scared hearing about his two favourite players involved in a car accident and that joke made them smile.. If someone is that upset about a minor car accident then I will say it is offensive to me to take humor away from someone in need

 

[SnizzMitch]

People are so weak these days... Jesus christ it was a f***ing joke...

 

[Alamo Leafer]

Proof: Kappy on the left is a bad idea

 

[Prospero]

So Willy has a Volvo sponsorship, Mathews a Porsche deal, and Marner Chevy? Kadri maybe BMW? What's Tavares' deal?

 

[hfman]

i'm one of the biggest clowns in this place but even i thought making a joke about death and vehicle collisions was just f-ing stupid

 

[leburn98]

Part of being a Gud Pro is to know how to drive right. Clearly Willy isn't a Gud Pro.

Joking aside, happy they are safe though.

 

[Nooodles]

People are so weak these days... Jesus christ it was a ****ing joke...

Tell this to someone who has lost a close one because of a car accident. People die every day this way, making fun about it in any way is just f***ing disgusting.

Believe me, people appreciate good humor, I do. But death is not fun.

 

[HomerJLeafs]

Not funny.
In a less safe car it wouldnt have been a minor fender bender but broken bones etc.
Im glad they are safe.

 

[Laista]

Not sure if anyone posted this.
Almost solved all our cap problems.

But they are both ok.



Seriously though... stay safe boys

I laughed! Really Loud...sorry i am a bad person! But really! Plz stay safe! This go to you guys in the Forum as well! Go crazy but do it in a safe way!