What's up with Sebastian Aho?

Roboturner913

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not even on Marner's tier

if the NHL talent pool was a wedding cake Marner would be the red velvet with cream cheese frosting tier, with the bride and groom figurines right above him. Everybody loves red velvet and cream cheese. Bride and groom will freeze that stuff and eat it on their first anniversary and talk about how it still tastes like their wedding day.

But Aho would be the pineapple upside cake tier at the bottom, with the nasty fondant that tastes like envelope stickum and smudgy craters dug out by the grubby hands of filthy kids whose parents weren't considerate enough to hire a babysitter. Think anybody's saving those leftovers, no, that's going right in the trash along with the plastic flutes they used to serve watered-down mimosas to the relatives they didn't like but felt like they had no choice but to invite anyway.
 

blueberrie

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not even on Marner's tier

if the NHL talent pool was a wedding cake Marner would be the red velvet with cream cheese frosting tier, with the bride and groom figurines right above him. Everybody loves red velvet and cream cheese. Bride and groom will freeze that stuff and eat it on their first anniversary and talk about how it still tastes like their wedding day.

But Aho would be the pineapple upside cake tier at the bottom, with the nasty fondant that tastes like envelope stickum and smudgy craters dug out by the grubby hands of filthy kids whose parents weren't considerate enough to hire a babysitter. Think anybody's saving those leftovers, no, that's going right in the trash along with the plastic flutes they used to serve watered-down mimosas to the relatives they didn't like but felt like they had no choice but to invite anyway.

lmao. Marner triggers you that bad huh
 
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Samcanadian

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not even on Marner's tier

if the NHL talent pool was a wedding cake Marner would be the red velvet with cream cheese frosting tier, with the bride and groom figurines right above him. Everybody loves red velvet and cream cheese. Bride and groom will freeze that stuff and eat it on their first anniversary and talk about how it still tastes like their wedding day.

But Aho would be the pineapple upside cake tier at the bottom, with the nasty fondant that tastes like envelope stickum and smudgy craters dug out by the grubby hands of filthy kids whose parents weren't considerate enough to hire a babysitter. Think anybody's saving those leftovers, no, that's going right in the trash along with the plastic flutes they used to serve watered-down mimosas to the relatives they didn't like but felt like they had no choice but to invite anyway.
Upside down cake

Rant = ruined
 

dkhockey

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it's the canes-est thing ever to get a new young star forward only for him to share a name with a defenseman on another larger market team to the point where people aren't sure which one you are talkinga bout
canes>>>>>>islanders ..... both hockey and fanbase wise
 

Boom Boom Apathy

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I kept up fine, it's just annoying how every thread needs to be turned into a Leaf thread.

The very first page of this thread, a Leaf fan comes into it and says:

The next Ryan Nugget Hopkins

Then on the same page, a couple of Leafs fans start talking about OISH of Marner, Nylander, Aho (and Laine) and then discuss Nylander:

Nylander's was low at 5v5 though so he didn't really have any markers. It evened out at 5v5 and PP as the season went on leading to 40 games of PPG play.

You're right, it's annoying, but it's far from a 1 way street.
 
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