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  1. AR5

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    Before:

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    After (Phil bringing to the guy to the medical team):

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    Whole video is hilarious. The announcers are killing it!

    See 2:18 for some extra special Kessel-ation.
     
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    John Scott's the biggest joke to professional hockey since Chris Simon. :laugh:

    Dude should be a janitor at a rest stop McDonald's.
     
  4. Darth Vitale

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    I have felt a great disturbance in the force...


    Ultimately the most disturbing question in this scene is, why would those two particular ladies help that particular guy? Are we sure this isn't a movie set? Because that seems like something you'd never see in real life. Unless they're his sisters or something. :laugh:

    The second most disturbing question is, how is that chair not a crumpled heap, dug 6" into the sand? "Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your chair!" Is it a special NASA beach chair, and if it is, how did this guy get one?

    The third most disturbing question is, how did this guy come to the conclusion that to improve his self image, the first thing he needed to do was get a tan?
     
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    The 1st one, he looks to have nail polish on.
     
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    I don't know, I look at that picture and hear those girls screaming as they pull 'Get up! You sat on my little sister!'
     
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    Kessel bear toss ...
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    NHL '94 ..
     
  8. Darth Vitale

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    :laugh:

    This thread is rapidly approaching the same legendary status as the Crosby post-Vancouver-Olympic "Shop it while it's hot" thread.

    May this thread never die as that one did. Don't use lame image hosting services or else in a month all the images will have those stupid placeholder icons.

    Some of the greatest hockey GIFs to ever GIF are no longer. Can't even find 'em on GOogle.
     
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    I posted this in the wrong thread yesterday. Twice.

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    It's like you're inferring that picture could be posted too many times or in too many places. All you've done is perform a valuable service to hockey fans everywhere.
     
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    Shopped by malevolent, disgruntled Leaf fans... or bruised. Or maybe that's his bird finger and he painted it for extra emphasis when he flips off the TOR media in the parking lot. :laugh:
     
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    Also, Phil Kessel Toronto shirt jerseys are selling for cheap on shop.nhl.com. I just ordered one.
     
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    https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CI6TMLYWUAENsJr.mp4



    Can't believe I missed this beaut.

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    Phil the Gamer:

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    Phil the Wrastler:

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    Phil the Dicktator:

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    Phil the Enforcer:

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    Phil before working out with Roberts:

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    Phil after working out with Roberts:

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    The Phil, the Boy who Lived:

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    SO looking forward to Olympics 2018:

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    Eek:

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    Pure Gold:

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    Legend:

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    Phil the Golfer??:

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    I think he'll fit right in on Mario's Tourneys:

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    Phil the Beauty King/Queen:

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    Phil the Penguin!:

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    Phil Jong Il:

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    The Phil, Our Hero:

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    (My own productions. Woot)


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    Round 1:

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    Round 2:

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    Nom Nom Nom:

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    Deal with it!:

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    The Phil has arrived in The Great City on Chariot and Winged Steed:

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    And Hot Dog Cart:

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    And he doth grace us with his presence:

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    Perfect
     
  22. Penguinator

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    Dunno if this has been posted or where to post it but here it is:

     
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    Wow, this thread. Attaboys all around.
     
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