Welcome to The Temple of the Phil: The official Phil Kessel Meme Repository.

[Ogrezilla]

That's not a haiku
five then seven then five more
that's how you haiku

 

[DawgPens]

You didn't write a haiku you Philistine

5
7
5

Yuck ...

I thought modern Haiku rules were "flexible". Just my luck to get stuck with a bunch of traditionalists. Would "Like **** on a bun" better suit your sensibilities? I just like the image of mustard better ...

 

[Ogrezilla]

Yuck ...

I thought modern Haiku rules were "flexible". Just my luck to get stuck with a bunch of traditionalists. Would "Like **** on a bun" better suit your sensibilities? I just like the image of mustard better ...

Philosophic thoughts
Enrich HF's offerings
mustard on a bun

 

[Ugene Magic]

Oskar are Wieners
that are not like Johnston Brats
Phil likes to be Frank


Edit: Fixed.

 

[Penguinator]

Your semantics suck
Plotnikov shall destroy you
Beware of your back

Nikulin is next
For you to enjoy Russia
Complete our top four

You get it now da?
The shadow of Soviet past
KGB lurking

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Oskar sundqvist steamed Wieners
are no Johnston Brats
Phil does like to be Frank

What workings need to fix mine? I'm a bit confused.

http://www.kidzone.ws/poetry/haiku.htm

 

[Ugene Magic]

http://www.kidzone.ws/poetry/haiku.htm

Thanks.

I guess I could have just did that in the first place.



Sure Rangers beat us
But it just doesn't matter
Just doesn't matter

Kessel now with team
so it just doesn't matter
just doesn't matter

Scuderi will sit
but it just doesn't Maatta
just doesn't Maatta

M. J. will get it
so it just doesn't matter
just doesn't matter

Sutter is VC
but it just doesn't matter
just doesn't matter

Bonino is 3C
so it just doesn't matter
just doesn't matter

The Pens will Fehr well
that just happens to matter
just matters a lot

J-R got his Phil
what a great summer it was
stay hungry my friend

the plot thickens now
but it just doesn't matter
just doesn't matter

first game stars away
but it just doesn't matter
eighty one to go.

 

[WayneSid9987]

 

[Headshot77]

Holy ****ing s***
Guys, we've got Phil Kessel now
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

 

[Ugene Magic]

What makes it real for me now is, I just picked up my son's Kessel jersey down at the CEC for his birthday on the 18th.

I didn't pick up one for me because I stressed I wanted one to my wife, and well...who knows what I would have gotten if I didn't say something, since my B-day is exactly two months from my son's. I can wait.

We also play Toronto the day before, maybe I should stress tickets, too?


I'm all thrills...for the Phil.

 

[madinsomniac]

moar memes... less blab

 

[blazinblair]

Holy ****ing s***
Guys, we've got Phil Kessel now
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

Isn't it great?

 

[Ugene Magic]

moar memes... less blab

 

[sf expat71]

To truly be a haiku, you also need to have a seasonal word in it. A flower, a songbird, etc, that reveals the season. So something like:

Phil the Thrill with Sid
the peony will blossom
fifty goals easy

 

[Ogrezilla]

To truly be a haiku, you also need to have a seasonal word in it. A flower, a songbird, etc, that reveals the season. So something like:

Phil the Thrill with Sid
the peony will blossom
fifty goals easy

if they have hockey players in them, they are for hockey season

 

[Penguinator]

if they have hockey players in them, they are for hockey season

Good one for Ogre
Maybe his best joke ever
****ing with Haiku

 

[madinsomniac]

To truly be a haiku, you also need to have a seasonal word in it. A flower, a songbird, etc, that reveals the season. So something like:

Phil the Thrill with Sid
the peony will blossom
fifty goals easy

Call it Kesselku. it must have hockey or food in it...

 

[Darth Vitale]

if they have hockey players in them, they are for hockey season

Just Now I had Laughs
Ogre Redefining Haiku
A GIF Springs to life

What could be better
Haikus and Memes are now one
Hockey is better

 

[Speaking Moistly]

In the spring Phil scores
He gets one hotdog per goal
He will feast on these

 

[Penguinator]

I knew he would cheat!
Gary Roberts must check him!
The Phil circumvents

One hot dog per day
Kessel gets away with it
Master of deceit!

 

[Darth Vitale]

Holy **** that's just wrong.

 

[WayneSid9987]

 

[Headshot77]

^ We need more of these

 

[Penguinator]

 

[DegenX]

Found this gem and thought it belonged here ...