I'd definitely like to see some more creative, perhaps crazy even, lineup feng shui--starting with deploying Smith as a winger and Sheahan as a defenseman for a few games. Maybe tell Tatar he's the new number one center and to deal with it. Sort of like an old Star Trek motif--reverse the polarity of a component or two, and watch all your ship problems fix themselves. Speaking of, Lidstrom always seemed kind of like a Vulcan, maybe he could come in and mind-meld his katra into some of these guys. Maybe they start winning some games, building some confidence, make a run. Or at the very least maybe these dead-weight players can muster some trade value by playing above expectations in unexpected utilization. Brent Burns and Dustin Byfuglien benefited from periods of fluidity in their deployment; it helped Fedorov re-engage now and again to spend some time outside of his normal position too. None of these guys are probably going to end up as useful as any of those examples, but you never know, and what have we to lose at this point by trying? If we keep losing it only improves the odds of landing a decent pick in the lottery; best case scenario is we get the team clicking and maybe look competitive come April, holding a free future Selke winner, future Norris winner and future Art Ross winner that we didn't even know we had until we looked at them in a new light (wouldn't that be something). Somewhere in the far more likely median is landing some extra picks for them when we're selling off our junk at the deadline.
At some point you just have to burn the Babcock Hockey Coaching For Dummies Book, eat some mushrooms and aspire to something more innovative. The constant banality and timidity of the current philosophy has grown far beyond tedious.