leaffaninvancouver
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The Flyers were remarkably healthy last year and still barely made the playoffs. Between Giroux, Voracek, Couturier, Ghost, Provorov, Konecny, and Simmonds, they only missed 12 games.-Vegas is still decent, but people are still predicting they fall apart come January. Half of HF starves waiting for Vegas to fall apart.
-Leafs win the Cup
-Vancouver makes the playoffs
-Rangers trade Hayes, Zuccarello, and Kreider. Lundqvist still won't waive. They still finish 25th playing their AHL team and don't pick top 3. They reach with the 7th overall.
-Wilson racks up double-digit main boards threads
-The Hurricanes are even worse without Peters' system, and yet they go into 2019-20 still having not addressed their goaltending.
-Barzal has a disappointing year and everyone forgets he exists. The same people act surprised when he gets 85 points in 2020.
-Flyers win the Metro and fall to the Leafs in the ECF.
-The Caps and Pens meet again. Nobody watches.
-Ottawa doesn't trade Karlsson and then he leaves, because Ottawa.
-Seattle names their team something stupid. Everyone is salty.
The Flyers were remarkably healthy last year and still barely made the playoffs. Between Giroux, Voracek, Couturier, Ghost, Provorov, Konecny, and Simmonds, they only missed 12 games.
Giroux is getting to the age where he is going to drop off bigtime in 2-3 years, Voracek is getting to the age where he starts to lose a bit of speed, Simmonds is a landmine they're going to have to avoid. Patrick is going to be a good player, but I dont think the Flyers have any star forwards coming up to replace G and Voracek.They're a young team with one of the top farm systems in the league. They're only going to get better.
Giroux is getting to the age where he is going to drop off bigtime in 2-3 years, Voracek is getting to the age where he starts to lose a bit of speed, Simmonds is a landmine they're going to have to avoid. Patrick is going to be a good player, but I dont think the Flyers have any star forwards coming up to replace G and Voracek.
Outright replacing him, yes. But there is a thing called traditional scoring arcs that is working against him. Yes, I'm are he just had his best season at 30.Giroux is 30 and coming off a career year. They're at least 3-5 years away from having to replace him.
InterestingJake Dotchin wins the Norris.
We find out McDavid was really just a bunch of chipmunks standing on each other all along.
Neil deGrasse Tyson takes up hockey, becomes Vancouver’s cornerstone goalie.
We find out Gary Bettman was really just a decent guy who tried his hardest to better the league all along.
Mat Barzal gets a nose piercing. Rocks it.
Mike Hoffman gets a nose piercing. Gets infected. Nose falls off. Takes up wizardry.
Hahahahahahahahahajahahah. This is amazing. You made this thread to attempt to reinforce every outlandish comment Leah’s fans have made this offseason. Must’ve taken a lot of effort. Great job man, a laugh we all needed!What's yours?
1.Vegas misses the playoffs and is a bottom 5 NHl team.
2.Leafs win the president's trophy
3.Florida makes the playoffs easily and takes the 3rd spot in the Atlantic
4.The Blues finish 1st seed in the West
5. Connor Hallebuyck struggles and the Jets regress as a result(But still make the playoffs)
6. Mitch Marner finishes top 5 in NHl scoring and competes for the Art Ross.
7.Boston regresses and gets one of the 2 WC spots in the East, mostly due to Marchand and Begeron's stats drop.
8.Matt Barzal regresses and gets 64 points in his second full season.
9.Matthews scores 48 goals to win the Rocket
10.Oilers rebound and make the playoffs. Mcdavid wins his 3rd Art Ross in a row and Hart trophy
11. Calgary rebounds huge and wins their division
12. Provorov is a Norris finalist.
13. Boughner wins coach of the year.
14.Devils miss the playoffs.
15. Penguins get back to the finals and win the cup over the Blues in 6 games.
3. Washington gets bounced in the first round, because Ovechkin is still hungover.
3. Washington gets bounced in the first round, because Ovechkin is still hungover.
The Senators make the playoffs and go beyond the first round.