Pre-Game Talk: Visually we are playing a game vs Sharks

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GretzkytoKurri9917

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Yep... it's going to be a mark of shame to finally be the team this inept squad beats to break this string of ineptitude.

They have lost 11 in a row and yet MacT is clinging to any far fetched bit of rationalization to make that appear less crappy... like the fact 8 of those losses have been by one goal. Point of hockey though is to WIN games... not lose by 1 goal and call it a moral victory.

Obviously if you lose every game by one goal and you are -82 in goals differential at the end of the season... you're still a very crappy team. MacT is simply trying to spin anything he can to make it look better. IE... rolling a turd in glitter.

Truth is the team has won 2 of their last 17 games. They've been beaten by 2+ goals 10 times already this season while beating their opponents only 3 times by 2+ goals.

Last season they were beaten 34 times by 2+ goals while having 15 2+ goal victories.

They are clearly regressing from last season and that wasn't a very high bar to compare to in the first place.

Visually... it's clear that MacT needs new glasses because it's clear to everyone else watching that there is no improvement in this team.



Maybe Mactavish is Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde.


Tank,Tank,Tank-behind closed doors.


We are trying to improve this team as to the best of our abilities in the present time-when out in public.
 

oobga

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Will MacT be available after the game to explain why visually we actually didn't get dominated for our 12th loss in a row? Or do we all have to just try to be that disconnected from reality all by ourselves?
 

gqmixmaster

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visually the team is headed towards at least 16 straight losses, then the organization can further evaluate their next best guesses at what happens from there.
 
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Visually we have a game vs the Sharks. In reality it is a low intensity practice for the Sharks which will be followed by another in 2 days time. They will work on their shorthanded goal scoring, pressure down low in the offensive end, turning 3 on 3 man on situations into 3 on 0 man situations, and puck possession. If we practice real hard vs the Sharks we might get another loser point giving MacT, Howson and Eakins solace that visually, we accomplished something.
 

oobga

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visually the team is headed towards at least 16 straight losses, then the organization can further evaluate their next best guesses at what happens from there.

It's sad that after 11 straight loses, even winning 1 of the next 4 will probably make Lowe and Friends feel like things are turning around.

Please Sharks and Ducks, don't slack off! Sharks lost twice to Buffalo this year, if they slack it against us then I will demand for Thornton to be traded :p:
 

Connor Mcdavey*

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Visually, this team is better.. you just can't see it
 

oiler4ever

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This losing streak has grown to the point now where the others teams in the league don't want to be the team the Oilers beat to break it.

Did you see how excited/relieved the Jets were to win that game in OT???

"Thank God WE didn't lose to the **** show Oilers!!"

On to you Sharks and Ducks.
your HITLER vid was amazing VISUALLY
 

Del Preston

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I've adopted the Sharks as my competitive hockey team for the rest of the season.
 
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Visually we have a better team than when I took over which was in decline...cough cough, sorry Kevin, I just can't keep a straight face anymore HAHAHAHAHA
 

Digger12

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Start winning games, Oilers. Hot damn get your **** together. :laugh:

Would love to see our poop grouped, but we're too busy visualizing our accountability growth metrics.

It can't be measured by anything known to God or science, but if you squint just right and turn your head just so, it's THERE.

To be passed out at the next home game:

neosteam-steampunk-goggles.jpg
 

McDrai

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"Visually" we have been sucking for the last "18 months". Katz is mad blah blah blah. "Accountability" is being preached but we will make no changes to the player or coaching personnel as they have "visually" performed. However, we want more "accountability" from Hall and Eberle. By the way, Nikitin "visually" looks like Pronger on the ice. Craig Mactavish ladies and gentlemen
 
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