Useless Thread MDCLXXXV: 2016 Is Almost Over

[Bones Malone]

I liked all of my xmas gifts

 

[Bones Malone]

One of my Christmas presents was a fancy toothbrush.


Thanks for the **** gift wife.

Get her a fancy ****** next year.

 

[RayP]

Maybe she was hinting at something...

I brush my teeth sometimes 3 times a day and go to the dentist every 4 months.

I liked all of my xmas gifts

Same. Although that gift was bizarre. I don't have it yet, but she's getting our Cubs tickets frame with some pics from the WS. Guy just got backed up who is doing it. Also found someone in Peenerland who is doing a painting of a Joe pic she sent him. Still waiting on that too.

 

[Siamese Dream]

One of my Christmas presents was a fancy toothbrush.


Thanks for the **** gift wife.

I think that one was meant for me

 

[Kairi Zaide]

One of my Christmas presents was a fancy toothbrush.


Thanks for the **** gift wife.

she wants you to polish your head

 

[Mantis]

Does your wife ever give you a kiss right after Joe unleashes a rank one all over your face?

 

[RayP]

I think that one was meant for me

ROFL a


Solid self roast.

Does your wife ever give you a kiss right after Joe unleashes a rank one all over your face?

Joe only does that in the middle of the night. So no.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

my brother bought me a ~50$ balsamic vinegar bottle :3

 

[RayP]

she wants you to polish your head

The way I would truly like to respond to this post would upset Bob.

 

[RayP]

my brother bought me a ~50$ balsamic vinegar bottle :3

Someone was telling me about this soy sauce he bought that was like $100, but absolutely life changing. I've only ever had the crap stuff before.

To be fair, I think that $100 bottle was like a gallon for the restaurant he runs.

 

[Mantis]

she wants you to polish your head

This might be the first funny post you have ever had Zaide. Congrats.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Someone was telling me about this soy sauce he bought that was like $100, but absolutely life changing. I've only ever had the crap stuff before.

To be fair, I think that $100 bottle was like a gallon for the restaurant he runs.

cheap soy sauce is indeed disgusting

 

[RayP]

cheap soy sauce is indeed disgusting

I normally don't use much on anything, other than maybe as part of a salmon marinade.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

This might be the first funny post you have ever had Zaide. Congrats.

this is the second time you tell me that

congrats

 

[Kairi Zaide]

I normally don't use much on anything, other than maybe as part of a salmon marinade.

mayo + soy sauce is good with sushis!

 

[RayP]

Good fish and sushi shouldn't require soy sauce. Does nothing to compliment the food itself, so not sure what else I would use soy sauce on.

 

[RayP]

mayo + soy sauce is good with sushis!

You don't deserve to eat anything other than pre-made grocery store sushi is you're dipping sushi in that disgusting combo.

 

[Bones Malone]

Good fish and sushi shouldn't require soy sauce. Does nothing to compliment the food itself, so not sure what else I would use soy sauce on.

Agreed

Sushi is prepared by the chef how it is intended to be eaten. If it needed soy, it would have it.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Well, you guys asked who the next celeb was going to be...

R.I.P Carrie Fisher

 

[Bones Malone]

I don't know who that is

 

[RayP]

I don't know who that is

The ***** who played the princess in Star Wars. Even I knew that.

 

[Bones Malone]

The ***** who played the princess in Star Wars. Even I knew that.

I've never seen Star Wars. Besides, she must have been 100 if she was in that ****. Only Yubbz is older than that.

 

[RayP]

I've never seen Star Wars. Besides, she must have been 100 if she was in that ****. Only Yubbz is older than that.

Oh, really? I've still yet to see a full movie. Went to the one that came out a year or so ago with the wife, but left shortly after it started because I fell asleep during the previews. Had an unbelievably busy day that day, and we had tix to like a 10pm showing.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Agreed

Sushi is prepared by the chef how it is intended to be eaten. If it needed soy, it would have it.

what if I am the "chef" and I decide to serve them with that sauce?

 

[Mantis]

I don't know who that is

Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy- looking nerf herder!