Useless Thread MDCCLXXX: Back to school, back to school

[John Price]

Colin Cowherd sucks

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

 

[John Price]

Bayley attacked Sasha banks on smackdown and nobody cares

 

[John Price]

In fact nobody cares about anything WWE right now without a crowd. "But it's live from the thunderdome"

 

[John Price]

imagine liking calculus

 

[John Price]

"we need you to memorize the chain rule and l'hopital rule and pointless integrals and derivativecs. Even though in real world you don't use them or have computer derive them"

@Zaide how many time have you used vector calculus or differential calculus or had to derive a partial derivative WITHOUT THE USE OF A CALCULATOR OR COMPUTER in your job?

 

[John Price]

Derive derivative of ln(x)

the hell is ln

 

[John Price]

Logs are bad enough. Now you are telling me there is a log of e, a random value of 2.45something that has NO value? Like, pi has value. We know pi. What the hell is e?

"Natural log" my ass

 

[John Price]

I'll give you a natural log

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Bayley attacked Sasha banks on smackdown and nobody cares

They've been teasing that storyline for literal years.

How Raw and SD still get viewers is just mindblowing to me

 

[John Price]

They've been teasing that storyline for literal years

"bayleaf attacked her BEST FRIENDDDDDD OMGGGGGGGGGGGG"

 

[John Price]

They've been teasing that storyline for literal years.

How Raw and SD still get viewers is just mindblowing to me

Because mindless shills like Zaide still tune in and watch

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Don't even get me started on Charlotte Flair.

She's a talented wrestler, but she has absolutely no character or charisma.

Just being named Charlotte Flair tells us that she is nothing but Ric Flair's daughter

 

[John Price]

You could at least argue Cena or Big Show or Taker was entertaining

Nobody knows who the current roster is

"Roman Reigns signs with Paul Heyman"

Who cares

 

[John Price]

Don't even get me started on Charlotte Flair.

She's a talented wrestler, but she has absolutely no character or charisma

They put her on NXT.

That is like sending Auston Matthews to the AHL.

 

[John Price]

In before Zaide argues NXT is not minor league wrestling despite it literally being a developmental league for wrestlers

 

[John Price]

Charlotte Flair and Finn Balor are somehow on NXT despite needing no development and being big name stars

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Roman with Heyman sounds like a good idea.

If only they had did it like 4 f***ing years ago

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

In before Zaide argues NXT is not minor league wrestling despite it literally being a developmental league for wrestlers

You say minor league as if this is a real sport

 

[John Price]

Stil not sure how 5 foot floyd mayweather knocked out the big show

 

[John Price]

You say minor league as if this is a real sport

all the wrestlers they showcase on raw now come up through NXT (iiconics (peyton royce, billie kay), ricochet, kairi sane, etc)

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Roman with Heyman sounds like a good idea.

If only they had did it like 4 f***ing years ago

The new heel Roman is actually excellent. It works perfectly. And it's like he kidnapped Heyman more than anything and forces him to work with him, with how Heyman speaks.

 

[John Price]

don't care

 

[Kairi Zaide]

In before Zaide argues NXT is not minor league wrestling despite it literally being a developmental league for wrestlers

At its founding, NXT was intended to serve as a farm system (developmental territory) for WWE's main roster, but over time wrestling pundits and fans came to view it as its own distinct entity, and it eventually became a global brand in its own right, establishing itself as WWE's third major brand (alongside Raw and SmackDown).[4][5]
NXT's status was elevated when it moved to the cable network USA in September 2019,[5] and when it became included at that year's Survivor Series event.[6][7][8]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

all the wrestlers they showcase on raw now come up through NXT (iiconics (peyton royce, billie kay), ricochet, kairi sane, etc)

Where they proceed to throw anything that happened in NXT out the window and ruin whatever wrestler gets called up

 

[John Price]

the trouble is that roman was never a convincing heel

roman is much worse than anyone in WWE's heyday including Stone Cold and The Rock