Useless Thread MDCCLVII: Don Cherry Stinks!!! (fired, so fired)

[LarryFisherman]

Kubernetes Security Controls and Enforcement: Applying Lessons from the K8s Security Audit - Cloud Native Computing Foundation

 

[John Price]

there's a k8s security audit webinar going on right now @Roman Fell - you should join.

Risky Biz Soap Box: Capsule8 chief scientist Brandon Edwards
11/6/19 by Risky.Biz
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Episode: http://media2.risky.biz/soapbox31.mp3
The Soap Box podcast is a wholly sponsored podcast series we do here at Risky.biz, which means everyone you hear on it paid to appear. This edition of the Soap Box is brought to you by Capsule8. It’s taken a long time, but over the last couple of years we’ve seen a meaningful Linux security software market emerge. It makes sense, I guess, considering the modern production environment is all glued together from various Linux systems. So, we’re seeing some interesting approaches to the Linux security challenge pop up. Capsule8 makes detection and visibility software for Linux. You can use it to spot various types of funny behaviour on your Linux systems. Brandon Edwards is Capsule8’s chief scientist and he is our guest today. We speak about a few things, but primarily this conversation centres on the fact that modern production environments have become so complex it’s almost impossible to comprehend how they work. We’ve lost insight, and we’ve even lost the ability to understand how individual security flaws can impact our wider production environments. So we’re going to talk about complexity in modern production environments, and then we’ll talk a bit about Capsule8’s approach to the Linux security challenge. Enjoy!

 

[John Price]

I literally was conducting research on what kubernedes is when you posted that. Are you watching my computer.

 

[John Price]

Information security is fun but I could never get into it because of strict entry requirements. They don't even have entry level positions.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I could never get into it because of strict entry requirements.

In the business world, they call those "standards".

 

[John Price]

In the business world, they call those "standards".

Go to bed

 

[John Price]

In the business world, they call those "standards".

Shane Gillis on Los lmao

 

[John Price]

Hello Stan

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Hello Stan

Are you a Rosé stan? Or a Lisa stan? Or a Jennie stan? Or a Jisoo stan?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Go to bed

I'm on day shift, bro.

At least until January, when I most likely get put back on night shift.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[John Price]

I'm on day shift, bro.

At least until January, when I most likely get put back on night shift.

welcome to normal life

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

welcome to normal life

Thank you, Mr. Ambassador to Normal Living.

 

[lottster14]

welcome to normal life

Without drums the guitar doesnt sound right

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Me trying to ask a woman out.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

So this is the main image on Jeremy Roenick's Rotten Tomatoes page.

It's Jeremy Roenick and.... Adam Scott's dad?

That woman looks really familiar though.

 

[member 157595]

In the business world, they call those "standards".

Thank you, Mr. Ambassador to Normal Living.

Damn son, bringing the heat yesterday.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Gojimakchorom kissehjwo negga no ehgeh majimak salangin gotchorom

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

All in on the Golden Knights tonight

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Me trying to ask a woman out.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@Zaide starts with sobble