Useless Thread MDCCCXLV: LOL ELON

[PanthersPens62]

Miami is not bowl eligible.

And this is why Coach Nerd should be named Coach of the Decade & Brian Flores should never ever ever have the honor of being a head ball coach.

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Four Horsemen of Naxxramas

 

[John Price]

When I get home I'm going to play more lost and the damned

@MetalheadPenguinsFan i wasted so much ammo shooting at cops that I couldn't beat its war need to hit up ammu Nation

 

[John Price]

And this is why Coach Nerd should be named Coach of the Decade & Brian Flores should never ever ever have the honor of being a head ball coach.

I guess you could say they came to play

 

[John Price]

Miz on the real world

 

[John Price]

How cute that Canada thought they could "win" a World Cup game (overall record 0-5) in a sport that is not played in winter time. No wonder Canadians only succeed in winter sports like women's hockey, men's hockey and curling.

"But Canada wins majors in tennis, and women's soccer"

Yeah take a look at how many medals Canada won in the winter olympics compared to summer.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Harbaugh 'all good' with Wolverines planting flag

A day after Michigan upset Ohio State, and after the Wolverines planted their flag at midfield, coach Jim Harbaugh said the celebratory move was "all good" in a rivalry full of traditions, and that "I want to get that flag and put it in our museum."

www.espn.com

 

[John Price]

Kramaric hits back at Canada coach after WC win

Croatia forward Andrej Kramaric could not hide his pleasure in beating Canada after a war of words in the days before kick-off.

www.espnfc.com

 

[John Price]

PORTLAND, Ore. -- — Zach Edey and No. 24 Purdue shook off a slow start. When No. 8 Duke tried to rally in the second half, the Boilermakers finished strong.

Edey had 21 points and 12 rebounds, and Purdue beat Duke 75-56 on Sunday in the championship game of the Phil Knight Legacy men’s tournament.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I ate 8 slices of pizza, 4 with sausage and broccoli and the others with pepperoni and mushrooms. Plus I added ghost pepper hot sauce, because I hate myself.

The smells coming out of me right now literally qualify me for police crime scene tape.

EDIT: I did at least space this out over an hour. Does that help?

 

[John Price]

How can anyone eat 8 slices in one sitting? Not even I can do that. The most I can do is 2 max.

I mean I could understand if it was a Celeste pizza. Like those 1 dollar ones you get at the market.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

How can anyone eat 8 slices in one sitting? Not even I can do that. The most I can do is 2 max.

I mean I could understand if it was a Celeste pizza. Like those 1 dollar ones you get at the market.

I technically didn't do it in 1 sitting. I had 4 and then had another 4 like an hour later.

2 slices of pizza and I am literally more hungry than when I started. I haven't even stretched my legs at 2.

I am completely f***ed once my metabolism slows to a crawl. I'm not young anymore, that time is coming soon.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I used to be able to eat an entire Large pizza in one sitting.

*shrug*

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I used to be able to eat an entire Large pizza in one sitting.

*shrug*

Yup.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Then again Im 6’3 and about 260 nowadays

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Was just playing Super Mario World again.

 

[John Price]

Jul 9, 2021The Miami Dolphins have a new preseason television play-by-play announcer and it's a familiar face: Florida Panthers TV voice and popular longtime South Florida broadcaster Steve Goldstein.

 

[John Price]

@Siamese Dream do you remember this bit

 

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[TheGreenTBer]

Then again Im 6’3 and about 260 nowadays

I'm 6' and about 160 lbs, and you smoke a lot of weed. You're cheating lmao.

 

[John Price]