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Watching Walking Tall.

It's not bad, but it's an hour and 25 minutes and some scenes are direly lacking. The courtroom scene and Rock's compelling speech was like 2 minutes total. They cut from him promising to run for sheriff to him just being sheriff.

It has its moments, but it feels like they just cut corners way too often.
 
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74 minutes in and roll credits.

No fancy credits, no outtakes, no extra scenes, literally 12 minutes of credits, lirl

I can only assume they had a shit budget, because that felt like 2/3rds of a movie.
 
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Sega Dreamcast

party like it's 1999
May 6, 2009
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Charlotte
One thing I didn't miss about being at home, the f***ing morons on the road early in the morning.

There is no reason you won't stay in your lane around a curve other than you being a f***ing asshole.

Taxi drivers are :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:, nothing will ever change my mind.
 
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"Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended"

Ah yes, that highlight of all great parodies, having to go out of your way to point out that you're making a joke.

Have I become a parody of myself? No, it's the people making jokes that are wrong.
 
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