GDT: Unsolved Mysteries ep.6 (1.31)

[Stickpucker]

In tonight's episode we need your help to figure out does Russian machine never break? If so why does yung Svechy have got no goals?!?

We going to study this machine-man tonight:

Comrades ever since yung Svech come to 'merica he score all the goals. Here is video evidences:


He even scores some special goalers:




and the icing on the borscht is he make the boom boom sometimes:



He so goods the peoples made song about him!



He is Russian love machine. He supposed never break. If this true why he no scoring the goals? Why no boom boom?

Counter argument:

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[Nikishin Go Boom]

Just keeping winning!

We think we’ll see Raanta in neyt?

Also I doubt Slavin goes today.

 

[Chrispy]

Motivational speech to keep Svech hitting:

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

2+2+2+0+1+2+0+2+2+2+2+0+0+2+0+2+1+1+1+0+1+2+2+2+2+1+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+0+0+1+0+2+2+1+2+2+2+2+2+2=74

Win pls.

Thx in advance.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

In tonight's episode we need your help to figure out does Russian machine never break? If so why does yung Svechy have got no goals?!?

We going to study this machine-man tonight:
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Comrades ever since yung Svech come to 'merica he score all the goals. Here is video evidences:


He even scores some special goalers:




and the icing on the borscht is he make the boom boom sometimes:



He so goods the peoples made song about him!



He is Russian love machine. He supposed never break. If this true why he no scoring the goals? Why no boom boom?

Counter argument:

WHAT

 

[MinJaBen]

 

[the halleJOKEL]

5 2 1 L

 

[Stickpucker]

He so popular he have great entourage!

He is a man of the people!

and he follow traditions of elders

 

[AhosDatsyukian]

I could watch Svech destroy Lindholm for hours. What a damn hit. He needs to do that more often. Less whacking his stick around more bone crunching (legal) hits.

 

[Svechhammer]

Damn.... Delta Quadrant really got to Janeway, huh

 

[Stickpucker]

Today we need a nyet minder!

 

[Stickpucker]

Holy sheet...that Rasputin song is going to be stuck in my head all day now

 

[Tryamw]

Russian machine score all the goals.. 3-1 loss

Today we need a nyet minder!

instead we'll get injury machin father Finn ( the e is injured )

 

[Svechhammer]

The good news is that we keep winning, so it hasn't hurt us, yet.

But yeah... lets hope he's able to come back in full force after the ASG.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

depose they ass

 

[Stickpucker]

yung svech doing the warmups:

 

[Ole Gil]

Remember when some people were saying Chatfield did nothing good and didn't belong in the NHL? I bet that guy who is definitely someone else and not me is embarrassed by how good he's been playing since then.

 

[Svechhammer]

Remember when some people were saying Chatfield did nothing good and didn't belong in the NHL? I bet that guy who is definitely someone else and not me is embarrassed by how good he's been playing since then.

And also worth remembering when we get frustrated with Kotkaniemi's play. Yes, he's making some mistakes, but he's still developing and sometimes you have to let players learn from their mistakes.

 

[Stickpucker]

Me trying to remove an earworm:

 

[WreckingCrew]

Why is Nyet misspelled?

 

[Tryamw]

Slavin's ded

Why is Nyet misspelled?

American Russian translator broken

 

[Stickpucker]

Slavin's ded


American Russian translator broken

Funnily enough it changed Svech to Svecha which apparently means "a candle".

Svech must be our light in the darkness. A true leader of the people and our hope.

 

[MinJaBen]

And also worth remembering when we get frustrated with Kotkaniemi's play. Yes, he's making some mistakes, but he's still developing and sometimes you have to let players learn from their mistakes.

Now do Coghlan.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Just pointing out that this team is on a run of 22-3-3, despite missing Andersen, Pacioretty, and now Slavin for large portions of that streak.

How that compares to the hottest 28-game streaks in franchise history:

2006 21-5-2
2009 18-8-2
2019 20-6-2
2021 19-4-5
2022 20-5-3

 

[Svechhammer]

Now do Coghlan.

Coghlan hasn't been given the opportunity with us to play his way out of it. Part of that is because he's been incredibly poor when he plays, but another part of it is that Chatfield stepped the hell up and took the opportunity away from him.

I don't see anyone taking the opportunity away from KK barring a trade.