Ugliest Photos of Hockey Players

[revolverjgw]

Was that the grandpa on The Munsters?

The craziest thing is that dude was only about 30 in that second picture. I can't wrap my head around it.

 

[Uncle Rotter]

From the Philadelphia Ramblers: Norm "Red" Armstrong

 

[nutbar]

Strange no one has mentioned Kenny Jonsson=P

I always thought his face was going to pop

 

[MS]

The craziest thing is that dude was only about 30 in that second picture. I can't wrap my head around it.

That's absolutely astonishing. Yeah, he would have been 30-31 during the only season he played for Houston. He looks like he's in his mid-50s.

 

[The Panther]

Duke Harris at 30:

Gretzky at 30:

Something's not right here....

 

[The Panther]

Jim Peplinski ("Bone-head" as my Dad used to call him) was never the best-looking player, and time has not been overly kind to him:

Another Flame, Tim Hunter, didn't threaten to become a model either:

 

[Killion]

^^^ Man that is one seriously vintage helmet on Peplinski's head. Old Cooper~Weeks SK10. Early-mid 60's.

 

[Mathieu]

 

[Killion]

Good God. The Hills Have Eyes meets Deliverance.

 

[Uncle Rotter]

Marv Edwards

 

[Killion]

^^^ Marv Edwards. Theres a hockey card picture of him from his days with the
Leafs, dead ringer for George C. Scott as General Buck Turgidson in Dr. Strangelove.

 

[Padan]

Strange no one has mentioned Kenny Jonsson=P

 

[Oscar Acosta]

Duke Harris at 30:

:

Good God, I'm 33 and he looks like he's been burying bodies on his farm for at least that long already.

 

[barnztormre]

Good God, I'm 33 and he looks like he's been burying bodies on his farm for at least that long already.

Duke Harris at 30 looks like Stompin Tom Connors.

 

[Uncle Rotter]

Here's Duke Harris before he was 25:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Original-19...3431?pt=U_Hockey_Fan_Shop&hash=item5883874927

And slightly later, but still before 25
https://www.google.ca/search?q="Duk...www.************%2FGeorge-Duke-Harris;208;221

 

[Franck]

Ovechkin sure ain't a beauty in this one:

It's amazing how, no matter what sport, the players from the 1970's all look so dirty and nasty like they smell and need a shower in their head shots and cards.

Fashion can be an ugly beast.

 

[Gigi Elle]

 

[Uncle Rotter]

 

[Uncle Rotter]

Har-old Har-old

 

[Del Preston]

That's a top notch cut-and-paste job they did.

 

[The Panther]

Har-old Har-old

As my Vancouver buddy Kyle used to say: "Let's make like Harold Snepts and get-the-PUCK-outta-here!"

That's a top notch cut-and-paste job they did.

Yeah, as in it looks like they pasted his head onto his body. Not sure about the chest hair.

 

[The Panther]

 

[The Panther]

Glenn Anderson joined the Oilers straight from his stint on 'Planet of the Apes':

He then arrived in New York fresh from his latest porn-film:

But don't worry -- he showed up for his number-retirement in Edmonton with a fresh, new 'Blondes-have-more-fun-look' (WTF?):

Dude danced to his own drummer.

 

[The Panther]

While I'm at it, neither of these guys looks like an NHL-er:

The guy on the left looks like a paroled pedophile you'd keep your child away from, and the guy on the right looks like a tenured Engineering professor at MIT.

 

[The Panther]

Back to the Wayner: his more extreme 70s/80s' looks have been on here before, but why not cringe one more time?:

Fortunately, in his Kings' career, all such aesthetic problems were solved... uhh, wait...

Still the worst hair hockey has ever seen (which is quite a statement!):

A hockey player should never attempt to grow a beard unless he actually can:

Hey, there were probably a few small taverns in Gatineau circa 1983 where this guy was considered a stud:

It's hard to tell if this a horrible photo or just the worst uniform ever:

Did you guys know that Hall of Famer Pavel Bure has a younger sister?:

He's thinking, "Should I ask Mario for that 50th goal or should I get a perm?"

No mention of hockey hair is complete without one 'Dugey' picture:

Apparently, Espo at the end took his style tips from Dugey: