Ugliest Photos of Hockey Players

[Martin Riggs]

Olli Jokinen looks like Blaster from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

 

[Chief Nine]

Battleship Kelly

Looks like the actor Tim Curry when he was younger!

 

[Bruinguru]

Answer:
http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/Cards/Hockey/4846/4846-3Fr.jpg

Question: What is the last thing a sexual assault victim sees?

 

[Bruinguru]

Who exactly was the target market for these Gretzky photos? Or is it 80s and doesn't need to be explained?

The same guys that love the volleyball scene from Top Gun...

 

[Fantomas]

Battleship Kelly

Looks like the actor Tim Curry when he was younger!

Looks like John Holmes.

 

[Killion]

Looks like John Holmes.

The Porn Star?... Your nutz. Not even close Man.

 

[Plural]

 

[Acallabeth]

Are you telling us this is one of the ugliest photos of hockey players or just posting random stuff in Finnish?

 

[Plural]

Are you telling us this is one of the ugliest photos of hockey players or just posting random stuff in Finnish?

Both. It's Teemu Selanne promoting Star Wars game.

 

[VMBM]

Since we're at it... some Finnish beauties:

(2 x) Marko "The Hair" Kiprusoff:

Lauri "Leuka" Mononen (guess what Leuka is in English):

A photo from his Phoenix Roadrunners days. Cool. He is maybe more 'bizarre-looking' than downright ugly IMO.

 

[Dennis Bonvie]

Looks like John Holmes.

Young Jack Elam.

 

[Yurog]

Hannu Lassla here

 

[Smasher]

 

[Pominville Knows]

Battleship Kelly

Looks like the actor Tim Curry when he was younger!

Looks like Donald Trump eyes on Geroge Parros jaw.

 

[The Panther]

Had to revive this thread when I saw this one... Holy Hannah...!!

And, while I'm at it:

And, Patrick Roy with 80s' hair:

 

[Killion]

^^^ well lets see now.... weve got 1 Mullet.... 2 Prince Valiant's & 1 Beatle-like Bangs haircut up-top... absolutely dreadful comb-over in the middle.... bottom.... I dont even know.... like something from the pages of The National Enquirer circa 70's... "Feral Child found living Wild in the Forests of Borneo"... hair thats never seen shampoo, a comb, brush, scissors....

 

[tarheelhockey]

Hannu Lassla here

What the hell happened to his head??

 

[Killion]

What the hell happened to his head??

...and his neck tarheel.... Dude doesnt have one.... head Crazy Glued onto his collar bone. Gotta turn his whole body to look around.

 

[Rebels57]

Every photo of Brind'Amour in game action

 

[Pantokrator]

I always thought Gary Leeman looked like a pale creature from the black lagoon:

 

[Ceremony]

Eric Staal: Farm boy

And who could forget the development of Dion Phaneuf's hair?

 

[Eisen]

Eric Staal: Farm boy

And who could forget the development of Dion Phaneuf's hair?

I always read that as "Dion Paneuf's mood as his career progresses".

 

[Killion]

I always read that as "Dion Paneuf's mood as his career progresses".

Ya. From looking like a member of WHAM, lights dimming in the eyes, morphing, descending into Chet Baker strungout on Smack or something. Snapshots taken at various points along the road to Hell.... I mean c'mon here. Living the dream, set 4Life kid. Would it kill you to crack a smile? From looking like he was a backup singer & dancer to Andrew Ridgeley & George Michael to Ed Gein. Serial Killer.

 

[sr edler]

^^^ I don't think he needs that stuff, to be honest. Playing for the Leafs is one hell of a drug in itself.

 

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