Speculation: Tom Dundon so cheap

[Roboturner913]

Tom Dundon so cheap, he makes his family eat cereal with a fork to save milk

Tom Dundon so cheap, he goes to KFC and licks other people's fingers

Tom Dundon so cheap, Nigerian princes don't even bother sending him emails

Tom Dundon so cheap he put Teuvo's salary on layaway

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[DaveG]

my only regret, is that I have but one like to give for this post

 

[Penaltykiller17]

I’m not saying Tom Dundon’s cheap...... But I have it on good authority that Carolina’s restructuring their flight deal with Spirit Airlines.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

tom dundon so cheap, he had to purchase the new jumbo tron on layaway

 

[Svechhammer]

Tom Dundon so cheap he exploring outdoor game because it'll be someone else's venue to eat expenses

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

Tom Dundon is so cheap Top Golf caters team dinners

 

[Joe McGrath]

Tom Dundon is so cheap, Peter Karmanos calls HIM Scrooge McDuck.

 

[MinJaBen]

Tom Dundon is so cheap he made Rod change his name to Brind’Aless.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Tom Dundon is so cheap he made Rod change his name to Brind’Aless.

Oh this one. This is a good one.

 

[Lempo]

Tom Dundon is so cheap he bought a bankrupt football league in buyer's remorse just to bring down the average value of his purchases.

 

[DaveG]

Tom Dundon's so cheap Rachel Phelps goes to him for advice on how to run a franchise.

 

[Ole Gil]

Tom Dundon's so cheap, he's waiting for a Groupon before paying Aho.

 

[Stickpucker]

Tom Dundon so cheap he doesn't have indoor plumbing or a toilet

Front yard:

 

[NotOpie]

Just waitin' for my man Dundon to buy Thrifty Rent-a-Car.

 

[Unsustainable]

Dundon is so cheap he wears New Balance

 

[The Faulker 27]

Tom Dundon is so cheap he'll eventually hire one of his completely unqualified kids to be an executive for Carolina and compensate them with Twitter mentions.

 

[DaveG]

Tom Dundon so cheap he can only get additional first round picks in cap dump deals.... wait.

 

[NotOpie]

Tom Dundon is so cheap he traded for Patrick Marleau, now the most expensive contract on the tea....oh, wait....

 

[Chrispy]

@Roboturner913 just taunted Dundon into buying a 2020 first round pick.

Well done.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

@Roboturner913 just taunted Dundon into buying a 2020 first round pick.

Well done.

If he weren’t so cheap it would’ve been unconditional.

 

[HisIceness]

Tom Dundon is so cheap he bought the Carolina Hurricanes who should be in Quebec City, and not the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Am I doing this right?

 

[WreckingCrew]

Dundon is so cheap he wears New Balance

Hey now, what did New Balance ever do to you? Not everyone wants to waste money on Nike and iPhone

 

[Roboturner913]

New Balance is the racist one, not the cheap one

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

Dundon is so cheap he wears New Balance

Wouldn’t it be Old Balances?

 

[Lempo]

Tom Dundon is so cheap he traded for Patrick Marleau, now the most expensive contract on the tea....oh, wait....

Tom Dundon is so cheap he gets other people's expensive contracts so he can terminate them.