Pre-Game Talk: Toilet Seat Pole - Games 71 - 82

[Kerberos]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - W
@ ARI - L
@ VGK (B2B) - W
v LAK - W
v ANA - W
@ LAK - W
@ ANA (B2B) - W
@ SJS (Afternoon game) - W
@ COL - L
v SJS - W

The toilet seat remains upright. 10-2.

 

[CantHaveTkachev]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - W
@ ARI - W
@ VGK (B2B) - L
v LAK - W
v ANA -W
@ LAK - OTL
@ ANA (B2B) - W
@ SJS (Afternoon game) - W
@ COL - OTL
v SJS - L (meaningless game IMO)

8-2-2..Oilers sneak into 2nd in the pacific and a re-match with the Kings

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

v SJS - W
v ARI -
v VGK -
@ ARI -
@ VGK (B2B) -
v LAK -
v ANA -
@ LAK -
@ ANA (B2B) -
@ SJS (Afternoon game) -
@ COL -
v SJS -

2 for 2. Toilet seat UP but Campbell had the toilet seat close on his nuts in the first 2 periods.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK -
@ ARI -
@ VGK (B2B) -
v LAK -
v ANA -
@ LAK -
@ ANA (B2B) -
@ SJS (Afternoon game) -
@ COL -
v SJS -

4 out of 4 points. Toilet seat remains up.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - OTL
@ ARI -
@ VGK (B2B) -
v LAK -
v ANA -
@ LAK -
@ ANA (B2B) -
@ SJS (Afternoon game) -
@ COL -
v SJS -

5 out of 6 points. Toilet seat remains up.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - OTL
@ ARI - W
@ VGK (B2B) -
v LAK -
v ANA -
@ LAK -
@ ANA (B2B) -
@ SJS (Afternoon game) -
@ COL -
v SJS -

7 out of 8 points. Toilet seat remains up.

 

[Gregsky99]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - OTL
@ ARI - W
@ VGK (B2B) -
v LAK -
v ANA -
@ LAK -
@ ANA (B2B) -
@ SJS (Afternoon game) -
@ COL -
v SJS -

7 out of 8 points. Toilet seat remains up.

Make sure there's a sign on the door for the wife...they really don't like that in the middle of the night....

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Make sure there's a sign on the door for the wife...they really don't like that in the middle of the night....

OMG tell me about it. It’s Mrs 5’s biggest pet peeve.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - OTL
@ ARI - W
@ VGK (B2B) - W
v LAK -
v ANA -
@ LAK -
@ ANA (B2B) -
@ SJS (Afternoon game) -
@ COL -
v SJS -

9 out of 10 points. Toilet seat remains up.

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Nothing but California teams and Colorado left.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - OTL
@ ARI - W
@ VGK (B2B) - W
v LAK - W
v ANA -
@ LAK -
@ ANA (B2B) -
@ SJS (Afternoon game) -
@ COL -
v SJS -

11 out of 12 points. Toilet seat appears to be welded up.

 

[Oilhawks]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - OTL
@ ARI - W
@ VGK (B2B) - W
v LAK - W
v ANA -
@ LAK -
@ ANA (B2B) -
@ SJS (Afternoon game) -
@ COL -
v SJS -

11 out of 12 points. Toilet seat appears to be welded up.

Toilet seat preparing for lift off, IMO

 

[5 14 6 1]

4 trap games built in here. Don't love us playing so much hockey against cellar dwellers. Hope the boys can find a way to get up for those ones.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - OTL
@ ARI - W
@ VGK (B2B) - W
v LAK - W
v ANA - W
@ LAK -
@ ANA (B2B) -
@ SJS (Afternoon game) -
@ COL -
v SJS -

13 out of 14 points. Toilet seat is welded up.

Last roadie of the year. Can it remain welded up?

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - OTL
@ ARI - W
@ VGK (B2B) - W
v LAK - W
v ANA - W
@ LAK - W
@ ANA (B2B) -
@ SJS (Afternoon game) -
@ COL -
v SJS -

15 out of 16 points. Toilet seat is welded and concreted up.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - OTL
@ ARI - W
@ VGK (B2B) - W
v LAK - W
v ANA - W
@ LAK - W
@ ANA (B2B) - W
@ SJS (Afternoon game) -
@ COL -
v SJS -

17 out of 18 points. Toilet seat has been removed as it simply won’t go down.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - OTL
@ ARI - W
@ VGK (B2B) - W
v LAK - W
v ANA - W
@ LAK - W
@ ANA (B2B) - W
@ SJS (Afternoon game) - W
@ COL -
v SJS -

19 out of 20 points. Toilet seat is in a landfill. No need for one with only 2 games left.

DOWN the stretch we come!

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - OTL
@ ARI - W
@ VGK (B2B) - W
v LAK - W
v ANA - W
@ LAK - W
@ ANA (B2B) - W
@ SJS (Afternoon game) - W
@ COL - W
v SJS -

21 out of 22 points. Toilet seat is in a landfill. No need for one with only 1 game left.

PULSATING action!!!!

 

[Cloned]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - OTL
@ ARI - W
@ VGK (B2B) - W
v LAK - W
v ANA - W
@ LAK - W
@ ANA (B2B) - W
@ SJS (Afternoon game) - W
@ COL - W
v SJS -

21 out of 22 points. Toilet seat is in a landfill. No need for one with only 1 game left.

PULSATING action!!!!

This is actually a hilarious list of games visually. All those Ws.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

This is actually a hilarious list of games visually. All those Ws.

Honestly can’t remember last time we W’d so much.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

 

[Cloned]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - W
@ ARI - L
@ VGK (B2B) - W
v LAK - W
v ANA - W
@ LAK - W
@ ANA (B2B) - W
@ SJS (Afternoon game) - W
@ COL - L
v SJS - W

The toilet seat remains upright. 10-2.

This prediction could end up being an underestimation.

 

[Spawn]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - OTL
@ ARI - W
@ VGK (B2B) - W
v LAK - W
v ANA - W
@ LAK - W
@ ANA (B2B) - W
@ SJS (Afternoon game) - W
@ COL - W
v SJS -

21 out of 22 points. Toilet seat is in a landfill. No need for one with only 1 game left.

PULSATING action!!!!

4-0-1 against LA/VGK/COL while all these teams have been fighting for positioning feels good. The rest of the games were gimmes. The Oilers get credit for winning them. But also taking it to the playoff teams is a nice way to end the season.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

v SJS - W
v ARI - W
v VGK - OTL
@ ARI - W
@ VGK (B2B) - W
v LAK - W
v ANA - W
@ LAK - W
@ ANA (B2B) - W
@ SJS (Afternoon game) - W
@ COL - W
v SJS - W

23 out of 24 points.

Toilet seat? What toilet seat?

The pleasure was all mine!!!

First 10 - Toilet seat up - 7-3-0 - 14 pts
Second 10 - Toilet seat down - 3-7-0 - 6 pts
Third 10 - Toilet seat up - 7-3-0 - 14 pts
Fourth 10 - Toilet seat down - 4-4-2 - 10 pts
Fifth 10 - Toilet seat up - 7-1-2 - 16 pts
Sixth 10 - Toilet seat down - 4-2-4 - 12 pts
Seventh 10 - Toilet seat up - 7-3-0 - 14 pts
Final 12 - No need for a toilet seat - 11-0-1 - 23 pts