OT 19/3: This is the end

[chasespace]

I sometimes think of running for governor. The first order of business would be to arrange for the 1000 most athletic young women of the state to procreate with our Lightning every time they win the Stanley Cup (a bit of incentive for the guys to win it, plus I think it will make attracting free agents at a decent price a lot easier). In future years, the Bolts and Panthers would get a supplemental draft of two Florida bred hockey players each, before they go to the regular draft.



Being allergic to bullets is why I never got into politics.

This is creepy

 

[2016cupwinners]

Hybridizing things (plants and dogs mostly) is a hobby of mine, so I've been aware for many years that the thought of breeding things bothers most people.

 

[Hoek]

These aren't things though, they're people, lol. Consent is needed.

 

[2016cupwinners]

...I didn't say anything about forcing anyone to do anything. I prefer incentives, opting out is an option.... this is the joke thread you know.


If you want to discuss optimized methods for the breeding of humanity in the future, I don't mind, but a hockey forum isn't the place for it, send a PM. Maintaining genetic diversity, screening for diseases and possible recessive problems, what should be incentivized, how would people select their mates, the future of genetic engineering, it's all fascinating to me.

 

[chasespace]

...I didn't say anything about forcing anyone to do anything. I prefer incentives, opting out is an option.... this is the joke thread you know.


If you want to discuss optimized methods for the breeding of humanity in the future, I don't mind, but a hockey forum isn't the place for it, send a PM. Maintaining genetic diversity, screening for diseases and possible recessive problems, what should be incentivized, how would people select their mates, the future of genetic engineering, it's all fascinating to me.

Not denying that it's an interesting and very in-depth topic but the way you framed it was pretty much "If you win a championship here is a harem of women I have hand-selected for you to mate with"

 

[Hoek]

Don't worry I wasn't taking it super seriously. Hence the lol. I know this is an OT thread.

 

[2020 Cup Champions]

Got a couple shots today and I'm having some nausea setting in.

 

[The Underboss]

Got a couple shots today and I'm having some nausea setting in.

Feel better!

 

[Stormbreaker]

Not sure if any of you guys are MMA fans but this finish from last night was absolutely incredible. Mortal Kombat like finish.

 

[Iceman]

Damn... the trade board on here.. now we are getting Jack Eichel. Kopitar wasn't enough apparently.

 

[VinikToWinIt]

If anyone is looking for a Netflix show, Chuck was very entertaining.

 

[Felonious Python]

If anyone is looking for a Netflix show, Chuck was very entertaining.

Chuck was a good show for many seasons. It eventually lost me around the time Timothy Dalton was added to the cast (not his fault, it was just seasonal rot) but the bulk of the show was pretty entertaining.

Meanwhile, in just another day in a war without end, I captured my first nuke. I had two show up though on my FOB. BOGO nuke sale?

They are both decommissioned now, btw.

 

[VinikToWinIt]

Chuck was a good show for many seasons. It eventually lost me around the time Timothy Dalton was added to the cast (not his fault, it was just seasonal rot) but the bulk of the show was pretty entertaining.

Season 4 was definitely the low point of the show after the peak in 2 and 3. I enjoyed the last season too, though.

 

[The Macho King]

Finally got around to watching John Wick.

Good movie.

 

[Coopers Gum]

My boat will be named Slapshot.

It can't be a sailboat or anything, it needs to be a decent powerboat. My sailboat would be called the "Seaward."

 

[Felonious Python]

My boat will be named Slapshot.

It can't be a sailboat or anything, it needs to be a decent powerboat. My sailboat would be called the "Seaward."

 

[Legionnaire11]

Thread Title...

"I'm listening to the effen Song!"

 

[Bee Sheriff]

hello everybody you are all invited to visit LNGE on page 2

 

[Coopers Gum]

Guess what I saw today? The ****ing Stanley Cup.

Yes, I got a picture with it. No, I didn't touch it.

I take all blame for what happened last year guys.

 

[2020 Cup Champions]

I don't think I have my info on here, but today's my birthday.

 

[Hoek]

I don't think I have my info on here, but today's my birthday.

Happy Birthday then!

 

[chasespace]

I don't think I have my info on here, but today's my birthday.

You and I share a birthday

 

[Hoek]

Okay you better share that cake then! Happy Birthday!

 

[CommunistDayKare]

Cake for everybody!

 

[The Macho King]

...I didn't say anything about forcing anyone to do anything. I prefer incentives, opting out is an option.... this is the joke thread you know.


If you want to discuss optimized methods for the breeding of humanity in the future, I don't mind, but a hockey forum isn't the place for it, send a PM. Maintaining genetic diversity, screening for diseases and possible recessive problems, what should be incentivized, how would people select their mates, the future of genetic engineering, it's all fascinating to me.

Yay Eugenics!