OT: The Thread About Nothing Part CXCII: Neighborhood hhWatches and Tight Ends are Deadly

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Saugus

Ecrasez l'infame!
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Haha. Nah. But I used to post a lot here cause you guys are fun. But she is giving me fecal matter over me not wanting to sit with her or talk to her much. Lots of ex problems lately for everyone I know. Haha

I'm happy that I've never really had any ex-gf drama. Out of my serious gfs, I've never seen three of them ever again, and the fourth I only see occasionally because I'm still friends with her brother.

Of course, I say this and now they will all show up at once and ruin my life. :)
 

glenwo2

LINDY RUFF NEEDS VIAGRA!!
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Too bad less weird doesn't exist.

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That's a girls M.O., I suppose....
 

Richer's Ghost

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Had a fly fishing outing planned with my best bud for a month now. Yesterday it rained about 8 hours straight all morning and I was worried it would muddy up the water too much to go so I told him to wait and see. Last night I went to the park nearby to look at the water and it was stained, but not muddy nor much higher, maybe 2" up from normal so we green lighted the excursion. He lives an hour and a half away from me and rather than have him drive yet again all the way here to fish the river I know, I say let's meet at a new river half way between us at a Army Core of Engineer's spot on the river where it dumps into a nice sized lake and walk upstream.

Pick the spot on the map, email it to him with google map directions and we both set off this morning. I "arrive at my destination" after clicking the link I sent him and opening in google maps only to discover my destination was a good half hour away and in the middle of a town. WTF. Next we make it to our meet up only to find out the entry point into the river is about a 15 foot hole that is impossible to wade and moreover the river itself is about 15-25 feet wide with dense trees on both sides. Impossible to fly fish (for us anyways - we don't roll cast like the pros). So we decide maybe the lake would be ok and just fish off the campground bank - not ideal but hey in a pinch let's make it work. Go to the lake, find the shore and wind is a good constant 20-25 mph strong, enough to make little white caps on the lake and blowing directly into our faces.

Ok, let's find another river. But then I remember driving over the next nearest river on the way and it was muddy as the mississippi. So he ends up driving all the way back to my river I checked last night only to find out it has also turned into a muddy stew. We still put in and get him some practice time but we waded a section I've never been in and I quickly realize how bad of an idea that was after nearly stepping into 2 holes over my waders and then 2 submerged fallen trees and a huge boulder. To make it worse, he fished probably 30 minutes and I kept looking back to see him not casting but fiddling with his line. Finally I walk back up to him to see what's going on and he realizes he has missed an eyelit with his line and it kept wrapping around the pole. :facepalm:

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It was not our day.

an hour later we call it quits and decide a late lunch is probably the best idea of the day.

F U rain! FU GPS! Why you ruin our plans? It was still better than a day at work though.

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JimEIV

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Had a fly fishing outing planned with my best bud for a month now. Yesterday it rained about 8 hours straight all morning and I was worried it would muddy up the water too much to go so I told him to wait and see. Last night I went to the park nearby to look at the water and it was stained, but not muddy nor much higher, maybe 2" up from normal so we green lighted the excursion. He lives an hour and a half away from me and rather than have him drive yet again all the way here to fish the river I know, I say let's meet at a new river half way between us at a Army Core of Engineer's spot on the river where it dumps into a nice sized lake and walk upstream.

Pick the spot on the map, email it to him with google map directions and we both set off this morning. I "arrive at my destination" after clicking the link I sent him and opening in google maps only to discover my destination was a good half hour away and in the middle of a town. WTF. Next we make it to our meet up only to find out the entry point into the river is about a 15 foot hole that is impossible to wade and moreover the river itself is about 15-25 feet wide with dense trees on both sides. Impossible to fly fish (for us anyways - we don't roll cast like the pros). So we decide maybe the lake would be ok and just fish off the campground bank - not ideal but hey in a pinch let's make it work. Go to the lake, find the shore and wind is a good constant 20-25 mph strong, enough to make little white caps on the lake and blowing directly into our faces.

Ok, let's find another river. But then I remember driving over the next nearest river on the way and it was muddy as the mississippi. So he ends up driving all the way back to my river I checked last night only to find out it has also turned into a muddy stew. We still put in and get him some practice time but we waded a section I've never been in and I quickly realize how bad of an idea that was after nearly stepping into 2 holes over my waders and then 2 submerged fallen trees and a huge boulder. To make it worse, he fished probably 30 minutes and I kept looking back to see him not casting but fiddling with his line. Finally I walk back up to him to see what's going on and he realizes he has missed an eyelit with his line and it kept wrapping around the pole. :facepalm:

88D448B1-8665-403A-BD2E-F3A83B1B523B-3891-0000061594062E40_zps3076ac23.jpg~original


It was not our day.

an hour later we call it quits and decide a late lunch is probably the best idea of the day.

F U rain! FU GPS! Why you ruin our plans? It was still better than a day at work though.

6750ABDC-BFBD-4165-A821-2811B1C95F52-3891-000006159DE28978_zps7ac10f7a.jpg~original

Well that sucks...That is when a good friend and a flask become essential tackle :)
 

JimEIV

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I showed my wife the pictures...she asked if you used streamers. :)

She's pretty good at catching fish in rough conditions.
 

JimEIV

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No, never used them but after reading up on them a bit, I might start.

http://howtoflyfish.orvis.com/video-lessons/chapter-seven-streamer-fishing

It is a great high and stained water technique and it can provide amazing results...cast a streamer into pockets then a couple of quick strips can produce explosive strikes. It is the best technique when things look bleak.

Tom Rosenbauer wrote most of that stuff for Orvis. I know him pretty well, interestingly enough he was a hockey writer for the Boston Globe way back when...
 

JimEIV

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Oh and to keep things simple there are two streamers you really need in your box...a black Woolley bugger preferably with some Krystal Flash and a Muddler Minnow....I personally think a muddler is one of the best all time flies because of its versatility. An unweighted size #8 can pass for many things, a grasshopper, a stonefly or a bait fish...use floatant an it's a dry fly, a split shot and it's a bait fish...I never leave without a muddler. I just love that fly.
 

BenedictGomez

Corsi is GROSSLY overrated
Oct 11, 2007
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It's not my heritage. Relatively few people in India have Hindi as their first language, and most of them live in northern India. My family is from the southwestern coast. We speak Konkani, and I do speak that.

Gotcha. Kinda figured fan must have originated south after you mentioned you're vegetarian. Never heard of konksni, will have to read up on that when i have a chance.

Huh??? Snow crab 9.99 per pound - .88 pounds around $9.00 and a beer?

$10 birthday meal is over the top? I would've spent more if I went to KFC and had a bucket of chicken and two sides.

No way, you must be totes loaded!

<--- Buys $4.99/lb "broken legs" of snow crab @ Shoprite.

But seriously it's a great deal. Who gives a ratz azz if the legs are broken on half.
 

EliasFTW

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I'm happy that I've never really had any ex-gf drama. Out of my serious gfs, I've never seen three of them ever again, and the fourth I only see occasionally because I'm still friends with her brother.

Of course, I say this and now they will all show up at once and ruin my life. :)

Or sex party
 

manisback121

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Job interview

Don't piss on yourself in the bathroom. I had a buddy who was waiting for an interview and they were running behind, went to the bathroom to take a leak...shake it shake it....finds out there was reserve that leaked in his pants, woopsie
 
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