The Habs Lounge Thread XVIII: Mrb1p and Kenny Powders' Lady Problems

[Hullois]

Lady advice talk should be banned in the next edition.

 

[Richiebottles]

A Slow Magic edition would really be the best course of action.


Or the Richiebottles has a million things to do but wastes all his time on Snapchat/Instagram/HF and annoying MrBp1 edition.

 

[TRG]

Although I heard that 'bro' is racist

That was incredible.

 

[Mrb1p]

Time for a new thread

'Sissy bro-punching Mrb1p still can't get any'

Plz make it be.

Every lounge thread is now about mrb1p thread.

 

[Mrb1p]

Just shaved my back, groomed my beard and did some yoga. **** I feel pretty fly for a white guy.

 

[TRG]

Plz make it be.

Every lounge thread is now about mrb1p thread.

You're not that important.

Actually yes this thread would be dead without your contributions. Or filled with Dad jokes from LG and Blou

 

[TRG]

Had another interview this morning. I think I did well. Wish me luck

 

[Mrb1p]

Do it TRG.

Did you put my name on your resume ? Always helps.

"Trained in everything OT by MrB1P"
"Trained in alpha by 68" (may his soul rest forever, rip 68)

 

[Paul Dipietro]

Had another interview this morning. I think I did well. Wish me luck

Good luck man. What industry?

 

[Bloumeister]

Just shaved my back, groomed my beard and did some yoga. **** I feel pretty fly for a white guy.

OK, but what about nose hair?

Pluck or trim?

I used to have an employee who you'd swear was trying to grow a mustache out of his nostrils

Whenever I had him in my office, all I wanted to do was lean across my desk and start pulling on that atrocious broom, or use a weed eater

I'm all for another monsieur bip thread, but if not, I say we go with 'Pilosity management'

Baldness?

Check

Back shaving?

Check

Beard grooming?

Check

Nose hair?

Check

Home plate?

Ladies?

 

[Bloumeister]

You're not that important.

Actually yes this thread would be dead without your contributions. Or filled with Dad jokes from LG and Blou

A guy walks into a bar, and Simon Le Bon is changing a diaper while listening to Journey on a ghettoblaster

 

[TRG]

Do it TRG.

Did you put my name on your resume ? Always helps.

"Trained in everything OT by MrB1P"
"Trained in alpha by 68" (may his soul rest forever, rip 68)

So that's why I have had no success until now.

Good luck man. What industry?

I studied in HR/Labour relations.

 

[Mrb1p]

Who even plucks his nose hair ? Wtf kinda world we live in

 

[TRG]

A guy walks into a bar, and Simon Le Bon is changing a diaper while listening to Journey on a ghettoblaster

Bro.

 

[TRG]

OK, but what about nose hair?

Pluck or trim?

I used to have an employee who you'd swear was trying to grow a mustache out of his nostrils

Whenever I had him in my office, all I wanted to do was lean across my desk and start pulling on that atrocious broom, or use a weed eater

 

[Bloumeister]

Bro.

Don't you bro me, you no-good lazy Russian *******

 

[Bloumeister]

True story bro

How would the HR guy in you handle this?

(think about it, could be a question in a future interview, I know I'd ask it)

 

[Richiebottles]

Who even plucks his nose hair ? Wtf kinda world we live in

Guilty as charged.

 

[Bloumeister]

Guilty as charged.

I go both ways

 

[TRG]

True story bro

How would the HR guy in you handle this?

(think about it, could be a question in a future interview, I know I'd ask it)

I'd reward him for his good work with a gift card at the closest esthéticienne.

 

[Bloumeister]

I'd reward him for his good work with a gift card at the closest esthéticienne.

And I'd hire you on the spot

 

[Mrb1p]

This puppy has no chill. I go do some groceries.. I come back.

Deux tas, trois pisse.

Holy hell. Took her out less than two hours ago.

 

[TRG]

And I'd hire you on the spot

Yesssss

 

[Paul Dipietro]

I studied in HR/Labour relations.

That's a tough one. Good luck x2

 

[Bloumeister]

This puppy has no chill. I go do some groceries.. I come back.

Deux tas, trois pisse.

Holy hell. Took her out less than two hours ago.

Wow, next time leave her in the Eller thread while you're gone, she'll feel right at home