Bruinaura
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OT: The Funny Thread
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Bruinaura
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Bruinaura
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Stolen from a random Facebook post:
1- Half of us are going to come out of this pandemic as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
2- I used to spin the toilet paper roll like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
3- I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.
4- I still haven't decided where to go for Easter ---The living room or the bedroom.
5- Every few days try on your jeans to see if they still fit. Pajamas will have you believing all is well in the kingdom.
6- Homeschooling is going well. 2 students were suspending for fighting and one teacher was fired for drinking on the job.
7- I don't think anyone expected that when we changed our clocks we would go from Standard time to Twilight Zone.
8- This morning I saw my neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came in the house and told my dog and we both laughed.
9- Quarantine Day 5 - I went to a restaurant called "The Kitchen". You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no idea how this place is still in business.
10- My body has absorbed so much soap and sanitizer lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
11- Day 6 of Homeschooling. One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
12- I'm so excited.... It's time to take out the garbage. I have to decide what to wear?????
13- I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyardia. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroomia.
14- Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
15- Day 7 of Homeschooling: My child just said, "I hope I don;t have the same teacher next year." I'm so offended.
1- Half of us are going to come out of this pandemic as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
2- I used to spin the toilet paper roll like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
3- I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.
4- I still haven't decided where to go for Easter ---The living room or the bedroom.
5- Every few days try on your jeans to see if they still fit. Pajamas will have you believing all is well in the kingdom.
6- Homeschooling is going well. 2 students were suspending for fighting and one teacher was fired for drinking on the job.
7- I don't think anyone expected that when we changed our clocks we would go from Standard time to Twilight Zone.
8- This morning I saw my neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came in the house and told my dog and we both laughed.
9- Quarantine Day 5 - I went to a restaurant called "The Kitchen". You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no idea how this place is still in business.
10- My body has absorbed so much soap and sanitizer lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
11- Day 6 of Homeschooling. One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
12- I'm so excited.... It's time to take out the garbage. I have to decide what to wear?????
13- I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyardia. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroomia.
14- Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
15- Day 7 of Homeschooling: My child just said, "I hope I don;t have the same teacher next year." I'm so offended.
AngryMilkcrates
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Happy Easter everyone! May this be a blessed time no matter how strange and unsettling our situation may be.
Oli the Bruins Cat
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Bruinaura
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AngryMilkcrates
End of an Era
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- 26,147
Bruinaura
Resident Cookie Monster
- Mar 29, 2014
- 46,482
- 90,917
Bruinaura
Resident Cookie Monster
- Mar 29, 2014
- 46,482
- 90,917
Bruinaura
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