I stopped reading because it's dumb. Yandle has played over 19,000 minutes (317 full NHL games) and 900 shots have hit his body since the last time he missed a game. I don't care if he never absorbed a hit, playing 800+ games without getting hurt is amazing. You do understand that taking a hit isn't even the most common cause for injury right? Way more guys miss games because of muscle or joint injuries that don't involve much contact at all. Hell, a lot of injuries don't even happen during games, they tweak something in practice. The guy hasn't even gotten sick enough to miss a game in a decade.