The coolest names of hockey championship

[WatchfulElm]

Let's find out what is the coolest name of hockey ever. Here are the rules :

1- You are all allowed to nominate a maximum of 3 names.

2- This is about finding the coolest names ever to play the game, no matter in which leagues, no matter if he's known or not. As long as we can find the player on hockeydb or eliteprospects.

3- What is a cool name? It's a unique name! It can be unique because it sounds great, because of the meaning, because of the length, because it's funny or because of how much it fits with the player style, etc.

4- Once I have 100 or 200 names, we will move to the polling section. We will have different rounds of voting, until we can find THE coolest name of hockey.

Here are my own 3 nominations :

- Cal Clutterbuck
- Gianni Fairbrother
- Kaapo Kakko

Your turn!

Nominations so far (in alphabetical order)

- Antti Aalto
- Maxim Afinogenov
- Peter Ahola
- Artem Anisimov
- Syl Apps
- Art Assman
- Andreas Athanasiou
- Rudolfs Balcers
- Helmuts Balderis
- Joseph Banana
- John Bastardo
- Robin Bawa
- Bob Beers
- Bubba Berenzweig
- Jeff Beukeboom
- Robin Big Snake
- Zinetula Bilyaletdinov
- Bo-Buster Björn
- Severin Blindenbacher
- Lonny Bohonos
- Brad Bombardir
- Radek Bonk
- Derek Boogaard
- John Brackenborough
- Turk Broda
- Ilya Bryzgalov
- Luka Burzan
- Garth Butcher
- Sven Butenschön
- Jonathan Cheechoo
- Winston Day Chief
- Dit Clapper
- Odie Cleghorn
- Grant Clitsome
- Cal Clutterbuck
- Elysia Cobbledick
- Carlo Colaiacovo
- Kyle Cumiskey
- Luca i
- Harry Dick
- Vic Dick
- Per Djoos
- Dallas Drake
- Dick Duff
- Nando Eggenberger
- Samuel Fagemo
- Gianni Fairbrother
- Rico Fata
- Jeff Finger
- Olli Fock
- Gunnarwolfe Fontaine
- Jakob Forsbacka Karlsson
- Martin Frk
[mod]
- Yutaka Fukufuji
- Dick Gamble
- Gaston Gingras
- Zemgus Girgensons
- Red Green
- Wayne Gretzky
- Stu Grimson
- Trygve Many Guns
- Garnet Hathaway
- Hayden Hawkey
- Peter Hockey
- Benoît Hogue
- Trent Hunter
- Mike Hurlbut
- Dave Inkpen
- Zbynek Irgl
- Blade Jenkins
- Boone Jenner
- Jyrki Jokipakka
- Kaapo Kahkonen
- Kaapo Kakko
- Yan Kalashnikov
- Darius Kasparaitis
- Rob Klinkhammer
- Espen Knutsen
- Slater Koekkoek
- Zenon Konopka
- Vadim Krasnoslobodtsev
- Sergei Krivokrasov
- Guillaume Latendresse
- Pierre-Luc Létourneau-Leblond
- [mod]
- Hakan Loob
- Ben Lovejoy
- Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen
- Merlin Malinowski
- Mo Mantha
- Darcy Martini
- Maxim Mayorov
- Frank McCool
- Greg McKegg
- Elvis Merslikins
- Klaus Mønster
- Nino Niederreiter
- Nikita Nikitin
- [mod]
- Johnny Oduya
- Griffen Outhouse
- Sandis Ozolinsh
- Ziggy Palffy
- Steve Passmore
- Pete Peeters
- Storm Phaneuf
- Alf Pike
- Lance Pitlick
- Larry Playfair
- Jarrett Pretty Young Man
- Cliff Pu
- Derek Punches
- Daren Puppa
- Bill Quackenbush
- Wacey Rabbit
- Branko Radivojevič
- Eldon Pokey Reddick
- Rolf Ridderwall
- Dustin Rose
- Fred Sasakamoose
- Miroslav Satan
- Colton Saucerman
- Kevin Shattenkirk
- [mod]
- [mod]
- Bruce Shoebottom
- Gary Shuchuk
- Ilka Sinisalo
- Hunter Skinner
- Richard Small
- Jakin Smallwood
- Jordan Smotherman
- Dave Snuggerud
- Bill Speer
- Tomi Ståhlhammar
- Sam Steel
- Clayton Stoner
- Joe Suk
- Barry Tabobondung
- Dick Tarnstrom
- Petr Tenkrat
- Björn Teräsniska
- Drayton Thunderchief
- Dalton Thrower
- Jordin Tootoo
- Raffi Torres
- Bear Trapp
- Ron Tugnutt
- Paige Turner
- Tony Twist
- Gene Ubriaco
- Dragan Umicevic
- John Vigilante
- Tore Vikingstad
- Petr Vlk
- John Winstanley
- Jett Woo
- Zarley Zalapski
- Peter Zezel

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[BrockLobster]

Hakan Loob
Radek Bonk
Greg McKegg

 

[Trocity]

Jeff Finger.

"Finger's in the slot!"

 

[Prairie Habs]

I just mentioned two of these in another thread, so I'll repeat them and say:

Gunnarwolfe Fontaine
Hunter Skinner
Garth Butcher

 

[CraigBillington]

If Kaapo Kakko gets in, so does Kaapo Kahkonen

 

[Chuck Norris Trophy]

Daren Puppa
Zarley Zalapski
Grant Clitsome

 

[Mickey Marner]

Latvians & Lithuanians have the best names.

Rudolfs Balcers
Helmuts Balderis
Sandis Ozolinsh
Darius Kasparaitis
Danius Zubrus

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

Zemgus Girgensons
Merlin Malinowski
Harry Dick

 

[Shakey Rustie]

Dit Clapper
Harry Dick
Frank McCool

 

[Cizin]

Wacey Rabbit
Steve Passmore

Zarley Zalapski

 

[izzy]

trygve many guns

 

[hfman]

Peter Tinkrat
Peter Peters

 

[Rooh]

Tony Twist
Dick Duff
Bear Trapp

 

[jetsforever]

I'd like to second Clutterbuck
Other ones I like: Rob Klinkhammer, Morgan Frost, Garnet Hathaway

 

[WatchfulElm]

Adding 3 more :

Martin Frk
Joe Suk
Vic Dick

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

Peter Tinkrat
Peter Peters

What's weird about Peter Peters is he started out strong and then just kinda.. petered out, Cinderella's carriage turned back into its normal form. Then you have his weight issues, and it's just Peter Peters-pumpkin, eater.










That. Just. Happened.

 

[Oddbob]

Ilya Bryzgalov
Johnny Oduya
Jonathan Cheechoo

 

[snu22fint]

Samuel Fagemo.

 

[babylonzoo]

Hakan Loob
Radek Bonk
Greg McKegg

I always found Ron tugnutt a funny name

 

[babylonzoo]

Jeff Finger.

"Finger's in the slot!"

Finger scores!

 

[hfman]

What's weird about Peter Peters is he started out strong and then just kinda.. petered out, Cinderella's carriage turned back into its normal form. Then you have his weight issues, and it's just Peter Peters-pumpkin, eater.










That. Just. Happened.

peter peter pumkin eater caught a fish but couldn't eat her let her go back in the flow oh peter peter you pumpkin eater

 

[WatchfulElm]

Just added a few :
Jeff Beukeboom
Jett Woo
Cliff Pu
Severin Blindenbacher

 

[BlizzardSloth]

Severin Blindenbacher

Blindenbacher also had a teammate in Zurich called Adrian Wichser whose last name means wanker in german.

 

[RoyalDoubleMcCheesie]

Just got one and it is wait for it wait for it
Robin Big Snake

 

[SotasicA]

Robin Big Snake
Elvis Merslikins
Miroslav Satan