The Arizona Coyotes are here to burn down your village

[cleveland408]

The Arizona Coyotes are here to direct a low watt space heater in the general direction of your village.

Eh, that’s all it takes ‘round here in California for everything to burn to the ground.

 

[RABBIT]

This just in the Coyotes have adopted a trait from their close cousin (the canine) and will continue with their utilization of the "puppy dog look."

Opposers have been quoted saying "but they're so f***ing cute" before allowing 3 goals in the 1st period. More at 11

 

[SladeWilson23]

3-1-4? Wow you guys are lighting it up eh

It's only 1 loss in 7 games.

 

[Iapyi]

It's only 1 loss in 7 games.

based on a 3-1-4 stat line they have won 3 games and lost 5 games in the last 8. where do you get 1 loss?

 

[SladeWilson23]

based on a 3-1-4 stat line they have won 3 games and lost 5 games in the last 8. where do you get 1 loss?

OT and SO "losses" aren't losses at all. They're "regulation ties" where they failed to get the 2nd point in OT. Only regulation losses are true losses.

 

[Osprey]

That's some incompetence, considering that the nearest village to Glendale is over 200 miles away, in another state. I like that the OP's occupation is "Firefighter."

 

[Oddbob]

OT and SO "losses" aren't losses at all. They're "regulation ties" where they failed to get the 2nd point in OT. Only regulation losses are true losses.

Don't kid yourself those are losses. There are wins, losses, extra time losses. Ties were eliminated, so they can no longer be called that.

Having said that, I took this thread as sarcastic not serious, so none of that even matters in this thread.

To Detroit: Tire Fire

To Arizona: Cash to Fan Your Flames (Oops cash fell in fire)

 

[SladeWilson23]

Don't kid yourself those are losses. There are wins, losses, extra time losses. Ties were eliminated, so they can no longer be called that.

Having said that, I took this thread as sarcastic not serious, so none of that even matters in this thread.

To Detroit: Tire Fire

To Arizona: Cash to Fan Your Flames (Oops cash fell in fire)

Nope they're not losses at all. Why? Because OT is 3 on 3. If OT was 5 on 5, then yes we could call them losses, but OT is not 5 on 5, so we can't call them losses.

Where do you think the extra point comes from? It's for tying in regulation. OT isn't there to determine a winner or loser. It's there to hand out a bonus point to the team that successfully retrieves it.

But you're right. This thread is supposed to be sarcastic.

 

[TheLegend]

This just in the Coyotes have adopted a trait from their close cousin (the canine) and will continue with their utilization of the "puppy dog look." Opposers have been quoted saying "but they're so ****ing cute" before allowing 3 goals in the 1st period. More at 11

 

[VoluntaryDom]

yo I'm level 55 storm wizard m8

 

[2020 Cup Champions]

We need more of these and Roaring back threads.

McDavid will roar back soon.

Only if he does it quietly.

 

[LeafFever]

So Chayka is a top 3 GM.

 

[NeedleInTheHay]

This isn’t funny.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

The Yotes are on that wet firewood campfire shit.

 

[ichabod13]

Nope they're not losses at all. Why? Because OT is 3 on 3. If OT was 5 on 5, then yes we could call them losses, but OT is not 5 on 5, so we can't call them losses.

when looking at the league standings, what does the "L" in "OTL" stand for?

 

[HanSolo]

Ordinarily I steer clear of the played out "village" meme but the title confused me so I just had to take a gander.

Well played

EDIT: Live look at Arizona trying to burn down our village

 

[HanSolo]

when looking at the league standings, what does the "L" in "OTL" stand for?

Lacrosse. Duh. Overtime lacrosse

 

[Shakey Rustie]

when looking at the league standings, what does the "L" in "OTL" stand for?

Love

 

[Viqsi]

Love

We're all about giving out overtime love over here in Columbus.

 

[Zrhutch]

It's hard to believe that it's been more than two years since the original post

Listen, I don’t post much anymore, but I just wanna say I’m so damn glad this caught on.

 

[King'sPawn]

Chayka is a top 3 village burner.

 

[Uncle Scrooge]

Been saying it since the first quarter of the season that i think the Yotes will be one of the better spoiler teams this year. They've had a tough year but were never actually as terrible as their record suggests. Losing all those leads and OT games is obviously bad, but to put yourself in a position to win a game in the NHL isn't easy so there's still some positives. They also had some key injuries.

Now they're healthy, figuring out things with new coach and most importantly, work hard despite their position in the standings.

This month they've taken the Sharks and Preds to OT twice, beaten the Blues in regulation, lost to the Rangers in SO, beat the Isles in OT and lost to the Oilers their first game back after the bye week, a game where they had a 2 goal lead.

Their back end is playing to the level we thought they would in the summer, and they're figuring out some combinations up front that work.

It's a feisty team and will steal some points from teams in the race. Hopefully they keep it up and don't fold. Good 2nd half is something to build around for next year.

 

[Mad Dog Tannen]

It's hard to believe that it's been more than two years since the original post

This plus the mike Richards is cannon thread and the game day thread of a singular wild fan talking to himself the whole game are legend. I hope they survived the jump of servers.

To that Minnie fan, you are and always will be, my hero.

 

[BruinsFanSince94]

Big night for Nick Cousins last night

Tbh though, Dahlin needs to be the objective for management.

Edmonton and Montreal are in the hunt for the #1 overall pick. You think the NHL is going to let Arizona get it?

 

[Mad Dog Tannen]

Listen, I don’t post much anymore, but I just wanna say I’m so damn glad this caught on.

Caught on? Dude, threads were getting locked and people were getting banned (I assume) for using it in thread titles. It more than caught on.

You are internet legend, take a bow my friend.

Zrhutch is cannon.