I didn't realize this thread was 6 yrs old until that comment was made
The Varlamov hattrick
1. One ridiculous save, that he had no business making
2. One fist pump with stick after winning a shootout
3. One overly awkward 1st star interview
Tyler Arnason:
A goal, a dangle, and a giveaway
The Brett Clark hattrick:
1) One shift
2) Another shift
3) Colorado section of HF Boards whining about how much ice time and salary cap space he's been given
The Wyatt Smith hattrick:
1. 0 points
2. Even +/-
3. 15:00 TOI
Why is it all of these posts sound like something on the front of a Magic the Gathering Card?
John Mitchell
"Automatically gain offensive zone.
If in bottom six, shoot the puck.
If in top six, shoot the puck.
If puck turned over, coast to bench and lose 1 to +/-"
The Q Hattrick...
1. Shuffle lines so often they don't gel.
2. Ruin goalies by using them as scapegoats.
3. Get so pissed about your own lack of ability you take a bench minor for abusing the officials.
The post-lockout Pierre Lacroix Hat Trick.
AKA the big fat snake eat big buffon Hat Trick
I seriously have no recollection of Wyatt Smith. Did I repress it? What was the deal with him?
Ryan Wilson hatrick.
1. Absolutely level someone
2. Play average hockey and make one bad play
3. Get ripped for being terrible by HFers and suddenly AHL fodder is a better option
I seriously have no recollection of Wyatt Smith. Did I repress it? What was the deal with him?
I seriously have no recollection of Wyatt Smith. Did I repress it? What was the deal with him?
You don't want to know...trust me.
I just looked this guy up on a whim... he played 25 games for us? How do I have no recollection of any of this?