With the added clause that Steve Rucchin be your third best player.
I've heard the Thornton comparisons by Dark Shadows before, and still, I just don't see it. Up until his leg problems, he consistently put up points in the playoffs, despite playing the Detroit Red Wings in eight of those twenty-one games (all during the Wings' nine series win streak), and the division winning 1993 Vancouver Canucks in another six games (where he scored 4 Goals and BOTH of Winnipeg's GWGs). In the only series in his prime in which his team had home ice, Selanne and the Mighty Ducks won in seven games, with Selanne scoring in Game 7.
Granted, none of this makes him a playoff legend, it at least makes his prime playoff resume more adequate than Joe Thornton's. If people rag on Thornton too much, it is because he couldn't put up a single point in a seven game upset to the Montreal Canadiens in 2004. How that is Richardian compared to Selanne, I don't know. You would have to judge Selanne strictly by his play with the San Jose Sharks and Colorado Avalanche to draw that conclusion, and as evidenced by his resurgence since leg surgery, that was mostly due to the fact that one leg was over an inch longer than the other.
In his career, Selanne has played on two division winners: The 2002 San Jose Sharks and the 2007 Anaheim Ducks. The Ducks won the Cup and the Sharks lost to a higher seed. As a result, only two of Selanne's teams have ever been upset by a lower seed: The 2006 Mighty Ducks (who, as a 6th Seed, lost to an 8th Seed) and the 2008 Anaheim Ducks (who, as a 4th Seed, lost to a 5th Seed). By contrast, his teams have upset the 2006 Calgary Flames, 2007 Detroit Red Wings, and 2009 San Jose Sharks. His teams pretty much won what they deserved to have won and lost what they deserved to have lost- by regular season standards.
Thornton, as a Bruin, traded upsets with the Hurricanes and Sabres in 1999 (all were about equal, anyway), before losing to the Canadiens as a #1 Seed in 2002 and as a #2 Seed in 2004. As a Shark, he lost to the #8 Seed in 2006 and 2009, and to the #5 Seed in 2008. Oddly enough, every low seed that upset Selanne's teams ALSO upset Thornton's team in the same year. The difference is, of course, that Selanne's teams weren't upset by an additional four teams, and they had three upsets themselves to Thornton's teams' one (over a Southeast team with fewer points).
I've probably read to much into a flip comment and strayed too far from Bucyk, but I hope this erases some of the stigma about Selanne's playoffs, at least relative to Thornton's.