Lafleurs Guy
Guuuuuuuy!
- Jul 20, 2007
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I want to test the theory that horrible things happen when I predict the Habs will blow out the opponent. The previous three times, we got shellacked. As a matter of fact, I DEFY whatever evil is responsible to ****ing do it again.
The Habs will show the Lightning who's boss tonight. It will be SO dominating that they will work actively to finish third in the division so as to not feel the heat from our presence above them in the standing.
I predict a perfect game from us, with domination in all aspects of the game. The Tampa Bay contingent does not have the chance of a bun in the hands of an hungry boy. (copyright: some old timey newspaper quote from Hockey: A People's History)
They will be sorry they came, I guarantee you, the Floridians will be sorry they came. We'll send them back to their perfect weather, their orange trees and their cuban refugees. And to appease our wrath, they will send us their baseball team, which we will put in our majestic Olympic Stadium and cheer for for generations and generations.
This will be a massacre of epic proportions!
(Gets banhammer ready)