DrunkUncleDenis
Condra Fan
- Mar 27, 2012
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1) you can badmouth other teams on our own board, but you can't do it on their boards, or the main (public, un-affiliated) boards.
2) if a fan of another team comes onto our boards in a polite and friendly manner, try and be nice in return. If they come in trolling, just hit the "report" button... unless SixthSens is around, then engage in a massive flamewar that will take him all evening to clean up.
3) there is an "ignore" function, which blocks you from seeing a specific poster's terrible posts, which at first sounds odd that you would want to not see someone else's submissions, but dear god, trust me - you will definitely need to use this at some point.
4) If you are on the main boards, always post something about Erik Karlsson. It is how we as Sens fans mark our territory.
5) related to point #4 above: The Main Boards are a wasteland. You have been warned.
6) Common themes on HFSens are:
- "(insert poster's name here) has an agenda/ he is just furthering his agenda against (player x)"
- Sens players are twice as good as they actually are when we are winning, twice as bad when we are losing.
- Similarly: the coach is infallible when we are winning games, and "every poster here could coach better than our stupid coach who makes the worst decisions" when we are losing games.
- You either judge a player entirely on Corsi, or you hate Advanced Stats. There is no middle ground in The Great Corsi War. You can't be neutral. Pick a side, Switzerland.
- Despite any disagreement on anything else we may have here, we all pretty much don't like Phillips as a hockey player anymore. This should not come as a surprise. The only debates on Phillips we have anymore are between the posters who think he used to be good, and the posters who thought he was never good to begin with.
- "Erik Condra has elite stamina. Discuss."
- Proposing unrealistic trades that do not in any way make sense for the team we would hypothetically be trading with. We're real good at that.
Sticky this IMMEDIATELY!