Half-Assed GDT: Stolen Edition (Thanks Canucks Board for not being complete slackers)

[JR1]

I wonder what this team would look like with a real goalie.

It would be a 0-0 tie right now

 

[Saint Loser]

Love Panger, but don't know how he is able to keep pumping things up with unicorns and pixie dust. Miss Kelly Chase calling it as it is.

Hey man! Don’t knock the Unicorn Wellington with pixie purée.

It’s delightful!

 

[Spektre]

Board play Board play Board play Board play Board play Board play Board play Board play Board play

 

[TarasenkosForearm]

Jake is having a bad game, but Blues gotta score ffs. I see no fight to get that goal, no push to the middle. Ffs , just start losing to get the pick, enough is enough.

 

[Captain Creampuff]

This guy can't even follow basic goalie fundamentals. How in the f*** have we gone this long with having him on this team?

 

[Robb_K]

nice save on the rebound

But then, he turned the wrong shoulder, leaving a wide area to shoot at from behind the net, by banking it off his back.

 

[Spektre]

Down 3-0 and get a 2 on 1 and you don’t shoot

 

[TruBlu]

I wonder what this team would look like with a real goalie.

Then We'd be arguing that our d was bad...

 

[Saint Loser]

They are getting almost all the help they needed tonight with Stars and Wild losses and Vegas currently losing, but the Blues cannot help themselves.

 

[KirkOut]

what's Manny Legace up to these days

 

[TruBlu]

They are getting almost all the help they needed tonight with Stars and Wild losses and Vegas currently losing, but the Blues cannot help themselves.

We have a bad team.

 

[JR1]

Maroon has NO skill.
Oh, and good night.

 

[TruBlu]

Hands it back to sundquist...eeeer jake....

 

[Bobby Orrtuzzo]

Ayeeee

 

[i aint Dunn yet]

nice vova

 

[TarasenkosForearm]

Sigh..well, still love Tarasenko

 

[Bobby Orrtuzzo]

I like that 91

 

[RORbacon]

We did a thing!

 

[Davimir Tarablad]

 

[TruBlu]

Tarasenko needs to be traded.

 

[TruBlu]

It's sad that a tarasenko goal doesn't excite me anymore.

 

[TarasenkosForearm]

Tarasenko needs to be traded.

I know this is sarcasm

 

[Robb_K]

Tarasenko skating right towards the net in close, had upper left, upper right, and upper centre, to shoot at, if he shoots quick, makes a little fake to one side, and a quick shot to the opposite side. or just lift it high enough away from the goalie's glove side. But, he was hesitant, and didn't lift it nearly high enough. In past years, he'd have scored easily on that play. I don't understand. His shoulder still not being 100% shouldn't keep him from making that play.

But, at least he drives the net and knocks it in with force, next time down. It looked like he had enough strength in his arm on that play.

 

[Captain Creampuff]

That was vintage Vlad

 

[RORbacon]

Vladdy is buzzing. Nice to see.