News Article: Staples Center to be renamed starting December 25th

[onlyalad]

OMG!! It's not going to be "We're All Going to Die in 10 Years Climate Change Arena"?

Seattle already has that name

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

Heck, I'd change my name to "Donkey Punch Buttplug" for $7 million.

i smell an HFLAK GoFundMe.

 

[Lt Dan]

i smell an HFLAK GoFundMe.

I would kick in for that. But I would still insist that we all kick in for @Papa Mocha 15 's rub and tug first

 

[KINGS17]

Even though I dislike the name, the good thing is that in five years we'll get to have a new name for it after that site no longer exists because the owners closed up shop with everyone's money.

So, you like "There's One Born Every Minute Arena".

 

[aceofpace]

It's like renaming my son. Awkward.

 

[Jason Squirties]

Heck, I'd change my name to "Donkey Punch Buttplug" for $7 million.

Mod's can we get a name change? I'll throw 7 on it

 

[Bandit]

20 year lease from a crypto currency company? Hope they got paid up front.

Why? If they go out of business and can’t pay I’m sure they forfeit their rights and then they can find some other sucker that pays 80 million a year instead of 35.

It’s called The American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

 

[Buddy The Elf]

Even though I dislike the name, the good thing is that in five years we'll get to have a new name for it after that site no longer exists because the owners closed up shop with everyone's money.

I like the ring of "The Ponzi Center". Then they should change the arena to be a pyramid like CSULB.

 

[Vamos Rafa]

Everyone keeps saying that it’s the Lakers’ arena and that’s fair. But it’s really a hockey arena considering that the sightlines are truly angled for a hockey rink. Just like every other NBA/NHL aren like Wells Fargo Center and Ball Arena (formerly Pepsi Center).

BTW, Crypto.com means serious business with their marketing campaign when they have Matt f***ing Damon endorsing them.

 

[ZJames]

Everyone keeps saying that it’s the Lakers’ arena and that’s fair. But it’s really a hockey arena considering that the sightlines are truly angled for a hockey rink. Just like every other NBA/NHL aren like Wells Fargo Center and Ball Arena (formerly Pepsi Center).

BTW, Crypto.com means serious business with their marketing campaign when they have Matt f***ing Damon endorsing them.

 

[Bandit]

Everyone keeps saying that it’s the Lakers’ arena and that’s fair. But it’s really a hockey arena considering that the sightlines are truly angled for a hockey rink. Just like every other NBA/NHL aren like Wells Fargo Center and Ball Arena (formerly Pepsi Center).

BTW, Crypto.com means serious business with their marketing campaign when they have Matt f***ing Damon endorsing them.

Interstellar
The Martian
Saving Private Ryan

How much money have we spent on rescue missions for Matt f***ing Damon????

 

[Ryan120420]

Since they were in a position to change the name of Staples Center you would think they would have gone with "The Bryant Center" or "Kobe Arena/Center" presented by: (insert brand).


Had they gone that route, I don't think anyone would complain or have a problem.


Cyrpto.com Arena is such a horrible name.

 

[bland]

Why? If they go out of business and can’t pay I’m sure they forfeit their rights and then they can find some other sucker that pays 80 million a year instead of 35.

It’s called The American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

The Sweet James Bail Bonds and Sportatorium.

 

[Bandit]

Since they were in a position to change the name of Staples Center you would think they would have gone with "The Bryant Center" or "Kobe Arena/Center" presented by: (insert brand).


Had they gone that route, I don't think anyone would complain or have a problem.


Cyrpto.com Arena is such a horrible name.

Sponsored by Carl’s Jr. we’re almost there….

 

[tny760]

carls jr. believes you are an unfit mother. your children will be placed in the custody of carls jr.

 

[Reaper45]

There was some graffiti on the 101 for awhile, Crypto Meth, and now I will always call it Crypto Meth Arena.

 

[Buddy The Elf]

carls jr. believes you are an unfit mother. your children will be placed in the custody of carls jr.

This makes me want to go to Starbucks but I don't need an HJ.

 

[fivehole32]

The Bloods will not be happy about this name. They are going to want their own named building. Don't think Bloodo.com sounds very good though.

 

[Jason Squirties]

The Bloods will not be happy about this name. They are going to want their own named building. Don't think Bloodo.com sounds very good though.

Missed opportunity of Crips Forum vs Bloods Coliseum to revive the 90's gang wars with Lakers vs Clippers

 

[Fat Elvis]

Thought they're going to name it Facedownassup Arena

 

[Stimpythecat]

Could you imagine if instead of calling the "." in .com as "dot", it was "nomi"

So now we'd have the name Cryptonomicom. Our unofficial mascot would be either
this

or

I'd much rather have Ash from housewares because Ash rocks!

 

[Jason Squirties]

 

[RonM11]

Leave it to Los Angeles to have one of their arenas named after a money laundering website.

 

[Choralone]

Leave it to Los Angeles to have one of their arenas named after a money laundering website.

It should just be named "Cocaine" - no "Place" or "Forum" or "Dome" following the name. Just "Cocaine".

 

[FrozenKing18]

It should just be named "Cocaine" - no "Place" or "Forum" or "Dome" following the name. Just "Cocaine".

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