You do realize that you don't need to be a dick to make a point, right?
More often than not, the captain is one of the best players. Look at current captains, the only ones with scrubs as captains are other cellar dwellers.
Giordano - Arguably not the best player.
J. Staal - Not the best player. Not by a long shot.
Toews - Not the best player and never was.
Landeskog - Not the best player.
Foligno - Not even close to the best player.
Benn - Arguably not the best player.
Kopitar - Arguably not the best player.
Lee - Not even close to the best player.
Couture - Not the best player.
Stamkos - Arguably not the best player. (That's how stacked Tampa is)
Tavares - Arguably not the best player. (Thank Matthews spreading his cheeks for Tavares being captain)
Horvat - Not the best player.
That's a lot of teams with a captain who isn't their best player... That's not even including guys like Getzlaf and Chara, seeing as they've been long-standing captains who are now just aged out.
Pointing out the ridiculousness of your post isn't, "Being a dick".
Also, please tell me the Seider suggestion was a joke...