RBK OFFICIAL: Hey, Gary. Talk to you for a second?
BETTMAN: Sure..
RBK OFFICIAL: How's everything going? Everything O.K.?
BETTMAN: Well, all of a sudden there's a problem with scoring...
RBK OFFICIAL: Listen, Gary, I uh...obviously I don't need to talk to you about the importance of player morale, but uh...I've been talking to some of the guys, and some of them - I don't want to mention any names - but some of them...they're not too happy with the baggy uniforms.
BETTMAN: How so?
RBK OFFICIAL: Well, they get very hot in the polyester. You know, it's not a flexible fibre. I think they would prefer spandex.
BETTMAN: Spandex, huh?
RBK OFFICIAL: Yeah. Spandex breathes, you see, it's much softer. Imagine playing games and your team is five degrees cooler than the other team. Don't you think that would be an advantage? They're cooler, they're more comfortable...they're happier - they're gonna play better.
BETTMAN: You may have something there.
RBK OFFICIAL: Oh - I've got something.
BETTMAN (considering): Hmm. Spandex uniforms.
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ANNOUNCER #1: And the Leafs take the ice!
ANNOUNCER #2: What is with the Leafs? They look like they're having trouble skaing, they can't move!
ANNOUNCER #1: It's their uniforms, they're too tight, they've shrunk! They're running like penguins! Forget this game!
ANNOUNCER #2: Oh my God, Belfour just split his pants!
ME: That's a shame.