Confirmed with Link: Sharks sign Matt Nieto 1 year 700k

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Nieto, if you do not choose "going back to Cali" as your goal song. I will be unhappy and complain online.

California Love

 

[weastern bias]

Have a whole in-arena rave presentation when he scores. The house lights go out, a black light turns on, there's a laser show projected down from the rafters. Maybe have a giant bubble cannon that sprays a stream of soap bubbles into the air. Hand out glowsticks for the crowd to wave. Go nuts. Maybe get Jon Root back just so he can wiggle around like an idiot on the jumbotron. he seems like the type that would be perfect for it.

Lord knows the team probably isn't going to be super exciting in how they play, so they might as well give us a show with all the off-ice stuff.

Would be less cringe than the Vegas pregame shows

 

[one2gamble]

The best thing is we can get a 2021 holiday sweater remix

 

[Lebanezer]

Well, at this rate, expect a Mueller signing in 4, 3, 2, ....

From what I remember Mueller hated San Jose.

 

[The Nemesis]

Small tangent: As I was scanning google for some Nieto images I found something fun:

Does Matt Nieto have the single worst autograph in the history of... ever?

This is not a joke or a mistake. There are multiple examples of that being his signature. But it's so bad that he can't even consistently do that.

Also for whatever it's worth it looks like somewhere along the way someone must've told him to get his act together or something, because it looks like stuff he signed while a member of the Avs has a much more sensible signature that actually looks like his name and has a #83

 

[Mafoofoo]

From what I remember Mueller hated San Jose.

I’m sure feeling is mutual amongst the fan base

 

[Sharks99]

Someone beat you to it.

Yeah I just saw that...

 

[DG93]

Can someone inform me on where this hockey player was born?

It rhymes with Bong Leech.

I like this signing...he's a good PKer, fast, and solid defensively. Nieto should be a 4th line forward, but he'll be fine on the 3rd on a bad team. The Sharks are gonna suck anyway, so I'm happy to have him back.

 

[Nighthock]

Small tangent: As I was scanning google for some Nieto images I found something fun:

Does Matt Nieto have the single worst autograph in the history of... ever?

It looks like how a 1st grader draws water.

 

[CupfortheSharks]

We already have the 3rd member of the bay watch line.

Nieto - Chmelevski - McGrew

Jake McGrew was our 6th round pick in 2017 and will probably be with the Cuda this year.

 

[Patty Ice]

We already have the 3rd member of the bay watch line.

Nieto - Chmelevski - McGrew

Jake McGrew was our 6th round pick in 2017 and will probably be with the Cuda this year.

Yea he is from So Cal but he isn't from a true beach community. It's a whole other world.

 

[Mafoofoo]

Yea he is from So Cal but he isn't from a true beach community. It's a whole other world.

alright alright I’ll sign up to play for the Sharks since I’m in Laguna Beach to complete The Baywatch line.

 

[weastern bias]

Yea he is from So Cal but he isn't from a true beach community. It's a whole other world.

 

[Frosty415]

700k is a great deal

 

[sharski]

We will have all the 3rd/4th line forwards in the league!! No one will stop us!

at this point is the plan to just put multiple players into oversized jerseys and hope?

brb rolling 5 lines, ek65 burns and vlasic on D, and 2 goalies every game

 

[CanadienShark]

Sweet. I like Nieto. Zero risk here.

 

[Boy Hedican]

Welcome back Nieto! Please leave your own rap songs out of the locker room though. Team was losing like mad when that got revealed.

 

[Patty Ice]

(Warning: NSFW Language)

 

[Sharks99]

Niets Beats Baby!
This Is Tha Winning Season!...

I find it hard to believe that had an inside joke...

 

[Doctor Soraluce]

Welcome back Nieto! Please leave your own rap songs out of the locker room though. Team was losing like mad when that got revealed.

The worst! Gotta think the team was hazing him when they said "Yeah, this is great! Show it to other people".

 

[sjsharks92]

Small tangent: As I was scanning google for some Nieto images I found something fun:

Does Matt Nieto have the single worst autograph in the history of... ever?

This is not a joke or a mistake. There are multiple examples of that being his signature. But it's so bad that he can't even consistently do that.

Also for whatever it's worth it looks like somewhere along the way someone must've told him to get his act together or something, because it looks like stuff he signed while a member of the Avs has a much more sensible signature that actually looks like his name and has a #83

This is a pretty awful signature.

It's funny, I always wondered how so many athletes had such nice signatures and were able to so consistently write it the same way, whether it was a good signature or not.

Last year, I lived with former Washington Huskies QB Jake Browning for 3 months while he prepared for the NFL Draft in Huntington Beach. One day I came home and there was a heavy package for him. It was just sheets of tiny stickers for him to autograph that was sent by his agent. Each signature was apparently going to be stuck onto a trading card or helmet, or some other piece of memorabilia and they'd each be worth about $2 to him. Sure enough, almost every single signature he did looked exactly the same.

Just thought that was interesting and explained to me how most athletes, not Matt Nieto though apparently, are able to perfect their signatures.

 

[stator]

Hard for me to fault Nieto looking at the two coaches he staked for while here in Teal.

 

[Pavelski2112]

This is a pretty awful signature.

It's funny, I always wondered how so many athletes had such nice signatures and were able to so consistently write it the same way, whether it was a good signature or not.

Last year, I lived with former Washington Huskies QB Jake Browning for 3 months while he prepared for the NFL Draft in Huntington Beach. One day I came home and there was a heavy package for him. It was just sheets of tiny stickers for him to autograph that was sent by his agent. Each signature was apparently going to be stuck onto a trading card or helmet, or some other piece of memorabilia and they'd each be worth about $2 to him. Sure enough, almost every single signature he did looked exactly the same.

Just thought that was interesting and explained to me how most athletes, not Matt Nieto though apparently, are able to perfect their signatures.

When I was a kid, I used to be obsessed with trying to perfect my signature, so I just looked at a whole bunch of athletes' sigs from baseball to NASCAR trying to nail mine down.

I can safely say that my signature in 2nd grade was better than Matt Nieto's

 

[DrSteveBrule]

I just completely changed my signature at the age of 30 after sticking with the same thing since high school. Feel like a new person.

 

[themelkman]

I just completely changed my signature at the age of 30 after sticking with the same thing since high school. Feel like a new person.

Honestly I still havent settled on one. I do it a bit different every time