Senators drop giant heavy beach balls on fans during pre-game, spilling beer and hurting children.

[Filatov2Kovalev2Bonk]

You guys and your cinder blocks are hilarious.
In my day we had log runners and they went through the stands and basically slopped beans on people and smacked people with snowshoes that weren't obedient and good fans. Sometimes they'd spray scalding hot coffee on you to warm you up, since you had to walk about 12 miles to the outpost to restock on hot liquids.
Oh, the horse and buggy sometimes left an impression on the front of the concourse, but that was just for the rich Westmount people (redundant, I know...) while us plebs had to put new irons on their horses feet while gazing up adoringly.

These days, it's so easy. I use this scan-majiggy, they haven't even heard of paper, which makes me think they've never been close to Thurso. Ah well, take your medicine kids, take your medicine...

 

[Filatov2Kovalev2Bonk]

Where did Melnyk get the money for a bunch of exercise balls? Those things cost like what, $30 or so each? Sens fans should be glad their owners financial situation isn't quite as dire as it seems.

He had former strength & conditioning coach Randy Lee roll them to the top and drop them as penance for his alleged crimes.

 

[sandysan]

Maybe next week it'll be golf balls.

Thanksgiving is just around the corner..........

 

[The Nuge]

Face it. This thread is as busy as it is because anything negative that happens to the sens is hilarious. Everyone is piling on and eating their popcorn.

Guaranteed this happens in say, Pittsburgh and this thread goes 3 pages tops

Absolutely it is. The thing is, it probably wouldn’t happen in Pittsburgh. You read it, and go “of course Ottawa would be the ones to do that”. They keep reaching rock bottom, grabbing dynamite, blowing up the rock, and continuing to dig

 

[BlackDogg]

Please won't somebody think of the beer...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

This will be the next home game:

"Our new marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials. None stayed to watch the game."

- Dorion

 

[PattyLafontaine]

It’s as if Melnyk didn’t get enough from the mental teabagging of the Ottawa fans he had to give them the physical giant size teabagging as well. What’s next drowning the fans in ball sweat?

 

[Cellee]

"Our new marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials. None stayed to watch the game."

- Dorion

excellent. Both the gif and quote.

 

[5 Minute Major]

Melnyk will soon employ ushers that kick fans in the nuts on the way to their seats.

 

[Cellee]

Seats at the arena are going to slump like an old couch so fans change drops out of their pockets.

 

[Axe Man]

The main question is what kind of a sick adult would bring a child to a Senators game? Also, were children drinking beers?

 

[Paperbagofglory]

Those beachballs were also used for sens practice on Craig Anderson. He only stopped half. Eugune was told he could save some money if they stopped using pucks.

 

[Cleatus]

Wow can literally anything positive happen for the Sens this season? At this rate, in their next OT game, all the septic pipes are gonna burst at the exact same time, filling the arena with crap and probably killing a few.

 

[MikeK]

It sounds so bad it has to be made up.

 

[93gilmour93]

Melnyk needs to the recoup his money from lowering parking prices so Operation Beer Balls works like a charm. Double those beer sales.....

 

[Analyst365]

"These GIANT beach balls are heavy"

#youtoo

 

[The Stig]

I mean....but why are they dropping anything on the crowd at all?

 

[Antropovsky]

Seriously, no video?

 

[Filatov2Kovalev2Bonk]

I mean....but why are they dropping anything on the crowd at all?

If we're concussed we'll drink more and buy more tickets. It's genius, really.

 

[LucicAndChong]

guys, its all a scheme by Melnyk

step 1) buy big heavy balls (for cheap)
step 2) invest in ice pack company (for cheap)
step 3) (cheaply) drop said heavy balls on fans heads
step 4) wait until they all have lumps on their heads and rake in the dough from all the people buying ice packs

 

[Kimota]

Dropping balls in the first game? No way it goes unnoticed.

Yea but they are known for dropping balls.

 

[King'sPawn]

I think Melnyk could use a body/soul transplant right about now

 

[JOKER 192]

Wouldn’t it be something if it costed more than simply paying and Keeping Karlsson lol

Canadian laws on liability are very different form those in th US. It would likely cost you more for a lawyer than anything your going to get out of a liability case.

 

[CanadianPensFan1]

This. Is. Awesome. I mean, for those who weren't there. Lol

Look, it's a fine idea. Metallica did this for 3 years at the end of concerts using, ya know, actual beach balls. The ones that weigh as much as a piece of paper. I have one and it's awesome.

I certainly dont think the sens brass did this on purpose but wow, talk about kicking yourselves when you're down lol. Nothing appears to be going right in Sensville right now.

I can just picture the next thing. Lyndon is singing the anthem and a pane of glass falls on him or some shit.

 

[Bouboumaster]

Ottawa's fans just can't get a break