Satan vs Vanek

stokes84

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Gotta go with Satan. We got to a cup final with him as our best scorer. We rarely make the playoffs with Vanek as one of our top forwards.
 
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Christian Litscher

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This isn't going to be at all close.

Looks that way. Sorry if this was a bad poll.

I thought it would be closer, they put up similar numbers, but Satan played on worse teams and in the DPE. He also led the Sabres in scoring 3 times to Vanek's 1.
 

Myllz

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Gotta go with Satan. We got to a cup final with him as our best scorer. We rarely make the playoffs with Vanek as one of our top forwards.

That's a pretty bad argument. The main reason we got a cup final was Hasek. Put Vanek on that '99 team instead of Satan and they're a better squad.
 

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Tough call. Very similar players. Edge Satan.
 

NotABadPeriod

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Satan definitely wore out his welcome by the end. I wonder if that's a big reason why he's losing this one.
 

stokes84

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That's a pretty bad argument. The main reason we got a cup final was Hasek. Put Vanek on that '99 team instead of Satan and they're a better squad.

No. Satan put up similar numbers to Vanek in the dead puck era. He was the better player.
 

Moskau

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Satan by a slim margin for me. I had a long reply typed out but it was eaten.

Basically before Satan's disgusting 2003 season where he gave zero ****s and alienated himself from fans and teammates he was better at almost every facet of the game than Vanek. He molded himself into a above average two way player. Something I don't see Vanek ever doing. Vanek to me just has too much trouble meshing with his line mates, nothing is ever "right" for him. At some point you have to stop blaming Lindy Ruff and realize that Vanek is just not that versatile. Something I considered Satan to be.

With that said they're both fairly close. If I was doing an expansion draft I wouldn't touch either player though. Maybe that's just me.
 

SackTastic

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Miro Satan didn't play one second of defensive hockey during his career.

Satan might have been a slightly more gifted offensive player than Vanek, although I'm not sure I'd agree with that, but I feel that Vanek is a better all around player.
 

Duddy

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You should'Ve made a Drury vs. Briere poll, but I doubt someone has the guts to do it.

It's close, but I add the ZOMG Vaneks Austrian bias and go with him.
 

SackTastic

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Uhhh... what.

Maybe a smidge of hyperbole, but Satan was not very interested in playing defense most nights here. He started to develop that late in his career, but not so much in a Sabres uniform.
 

Myllz

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Satan by a slim margin for me. I had a long reply typed out but it was eaten.

Basically before Satan's disgusting 2003 season where he gave zero ****s and alienated himself from fans and teammates he was better at almost every facet of the game than Vanek. He molded himself into a above average two way player. Something I don't see Vanek ever doing. Vanek to me just has too much trouble meshing with his line mates, nothing is ever "right" for him. At some point you have to stop blaming Lindy Ruff and realize that Vanek is just not that versatile. Something I considered Satan to be.

With that said they're both fairly close. If I was doing an expansion draft I wouldn't touch either player though. Maybe that's just me.

You're describing Satan with that? Really? The only way describing Satan as a two-way player works is if the offensive zone is one way and the bench is the other. In that case, yes, Satan was a fantastic two-way player.
 

stokes84

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Maybe a smidge of hyperbole, but Satan was not very interested in playing defense most nights here. He started to develop that late in his career, but not so much in a Sabres uniform.

Problem is, we are comparing him to Vanek who plays even less defensive hockey.
 

NotABadPeriod

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Problem is, we are comparing him to Vanek who plays even less defensive hockey.

No one is going to confuse Vanek with any sort of defensive genius...but if we were to measure Forward Defensive Aptitude in Satans, Vanek is at least 3 Satans (Hecht maybe a few thousands for comparison).
 

Woodhouse

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I gave the slight edge to Satan, but I could easily flip-flop on this one. Miro edges him in skill, got more minutes, way more PK time and had a lesser supporting cast in a defensive system during the dead puck era; meanwhile Vanek does have the greater offensive numbers (TGF, PGF) despite less TOI and also has less TGA despite no Hasek or dead puck era.

(Hockey-Reference: Satan's stats and Vanek's stats.)
 

whiplash

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Objectively, Vanek but absence makes the heart grow fonder and my nostalgia says Satan. I abstain from voting until a viable third party is introduced
 

Corto

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Miro Satan didn't play one second of defensive hockey during his career.

Satan was part of an excellent PK unit for most of his Buffalo career, paired for large parts of it with Curtis Brown.

He was also VERY responsible at ES, and his entire reputation as a lazy mofo came from his last season in Buffalo.

Watching games > hearing something from a random person about a player.
 

dire wolf

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There is no way to know if Satan was actually a good penalty killer or not, since he was backstopped by Hasek. I certainly don't remember him for his defense, and I doubt he was any better defensively than Vanek. Both of these guys are valuable for one thing only - scoring.

Satan and Vanek each played 7 full seasons for the Sabres (I'm not counting the 12 games Satan played in '96-97).

Here are Satan's rankings in the league for Goals and Points for each year (I think that's the best way to compare offensive players across eras, since scoring changes over time):

'97-'98:
Goals: tied for 55th
Points: tied for 84th

98-99:
Goals: tied for 25th
Points: tied for 7th

99-00:
Goals: tied for 32nd
Points: tied for 16th

00-01:
Goals: tied for 45th
Points: tied for 61st

01-02:
Goals: tied for 9th
Points: tied for 17th

02-03:
Goals: tied for 45th
Points: 23rd

03-04:
Goals: tied for 21st
Points: tied for 41st

AVERAGE:
Goals: 33rd
Points: 36th


Here are Vanek's rankings:

05-06
Goals: tied for 69th
Points: tied for 137th

06-07:
Goals: tied for 5th
Points: tied for 19th

07-08:
Goals: 13th
Points: 52nd

08-09:
Goals: tied for 5th
Points: tied for 51st

09-10:
Goals: tied for 31st
Points: tied for 78th

10-11:
Goals: tied for 14th
Points: tied for 15th

11-12:
Goals: tied for 45th
Points: tied for 49th

AVERAGE:
Goals: 26
Points: 57

However, if you throw out Vanek's rookie year, which was easily his worst, his rankings improve to:
Goals: 18.8
Points: 44

Throwing out Satan's worst year (which isn't as relevant since it wasn't his rookie year), doesn't change his numbers much.

I understand this isn't scientific, but it suggests that: (a) Vanek is a better goal scorer; (b) Satan got more assists; (c) the numbers are closer than I would have thought; and (d) Vanek is more inconsistent than Satan but is capable of being one of the elite scorers in the league. i.e., his best is better than Satan's best.
 

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