tsujimoto74
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- May 28, 2012
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Hear me out.
We trade Eriksson, Roussel, Beagle, Virtanen and Holtby for Eichel, Ristolainen and Reinhart, all at max retention. Dahlin, McCabe, Middelstadt, Cozens and Ukko-Pekka are part of the deal as well. Any other players or prospects of note would be included as well.
We rebrand as the Vancouffalo Sabnucks, and we play alternating years in Vancouver and in Buffalo.
We win all the cups from here on, the playoffs will merely be a format to see who we crush.
Any player not pulling their weight, or simply not worth their cap hit, get traded to the Buffouver Canbers, who are farmed for lottery win draft picks.
You son of a bitch, I'm in