Since there's nothing left to play for this season, Phil Housley is working on post game press conferences for the Swedish media.
Yeeh, I cuon’t fuolt ouour guoys fur zeeur iffurt. I meuon feefe-a-oun-feefe-a ve-a vere-a a better huckey teem. It’s juost unffurtuonete-a zeet zeey gut three-a puoer pley guels und ouour puoer pley deedn’t get unyzeeng in retuorn. Su iff yuou luok it zeet ve-a gut tu cleuon up thuse-a irees. Speceel teems, ve-a’fe-a gut tu vin zeet bettle-a tu help
ribuote-a tu zee-a vin. Right nuo ve-a’re-a juost feendeeng veys tu luse-a und ve-a’fe-a gut tu tuorn zee-a curner here-a. Teke-a a lut ouff zee-a zeengs ve-a deed vell und try tu feend veys tu vin.
Bork Bork Bork!
zeenk ve-a’fe-a juost gut tu mentelly be-a a lut sherper. It’s zee-a leettle-a zeengs breekuout pesses, nut ixecuoting oun ouour breekuouts. Und vhee-a yuou dun’t du zeet yuou’re-a nut guing tu hefe-a a fery guod intry su I zeenk zeet’s vhere-a it sterts und ve-a need tu feend veys tu geen pussessiun in zeeur zune-a und try tu vurk und be-a ible-a tu use-a zeese-a skeells zeet ve-a hefe-a. Zee-a geme-a ves muoch cluser thuon zee-a 9-2 scure-a vuould indeecete-a. A fuo less bed buounces fur zeem und a fuo mure-a guod buounces fur us und ve-a iesily ounly cuould hefe-a lust 7-4. Bork Bork Bork!