Repenting For Our Florida Panthers Draft Pick Greed

[atrud66]

All year, us Habs fans have followed the Florida Panthers more closely than the Montreal Canadiens. We greedily dreamed of Ben Chiarot turning into Connor Bedard. In the first half of the season, Florida stumbled out of the gate, filling us with hope and bravado. We started creating jynx threads like "How low can Florida finish this year?", some posters taunted Panthers fans on their forum after their losses, and in the tank thread, some even prioritized tank #2 over tank #1. Our actions angered the Hockey Gods, unleashing a number of brutal plagues. In the second half of the season, the Panthers got hot and strung together an incredible number of come from behind wins. Meanwhile, all their competition for the Wild Card crumbled and Buffalo and Pittsburgh chose mediocrity at the trade deadline. When the playoffs began, we sold our souls and cheered for the Bruins, but once again, the Hockey Gods sneered at us while we watched the Panthers come back from a 3-1 deficit.

I am calling on all Montreal Canadiens fans to repent and to make a small sacrifice at the alter of the Hockey Gods. In the Leafs-Panthers series, we must collectively cheer for the Panthers against our true enemy - the Toronto Maple Leafs. If you have the means, consider doubling down and betting $1 on the Florida Panthers.

If we collectively repent, maybe, just maybe the Hockey Gods, Lottery Gods, or Draft Gods will look favourably upon our beloved Montreal Canadiens

Amen

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[Harry Kakalovich]

I will slaughter a fat calf and smudge it's blood over my naked body at the hockey altar.

 

[habsfan891]

I have already repented and so far it's done absolutely Jack.

 

[waitin425]

 

[Beendair Donedat]

I have torn my clothes and girded myself in sackcloth and covered myself in ashes, while lamenting profusely.

I can only assume that will be enough.

 

[Kaiden Ghoul]

Will buy a Bruins jersey and yell habs suck in downtown at 2 am if we win the lottery, does one beatdown count ?

 

[HabSgt]

I repent! I only cheer FOR the Habs, I cheer AGAINST the other 31 teams!

 

[waitin425]

 

[Spring in Fialta]

I never really cared all that much. I was glad when they were losing a ton but mostly I'd just never expected much and thought they'd be good. Once they got hot I figured something like this might happen.

 

[Paddyjack]

 

[SirClintonPortis]

I think Guy Lafleur decided to steal Montour's body just to remind Habs fans how Bruins can lose...
Good guys down one....about one minute left...soft goalie...OT winner

 

[Runner77]

I am calling on all Montreal Canadiens fans to repent and to make a small sacrifice at the alter of the Hockey Gods.

This is straight out of The Da Vinci Code.

“Alter” and not “altar” — there must be an alternate meaning, an alternate reality, something cryptic, a secret code that must be uncovered.

Or perhaps, the truth lies elsewhere ...

 

[WeThreeKings]

It will be what it will be.

No lose situation.

 

[Doublechin]

I've repented already, no bigger sign than me rooting for the Leafs to win

 

[The Gr8 Dane]

I've already moved on. I'm cheering for a montreal tank in 2024 and a flames tank in 2025 ,

Tanking is all we got boys it ain't much but it's honnest work

 

[Forum93]

All year, us Habs fans have followed the Florida Panthers more closely than the Montreal Canadiens. We greedily dreamed of Ben Chiarot turning into Connor Bedard. In the first half of the season, Florida stumbled out of the gate, filling us with hope and bravado. We started creating jynx threads like "How low can Florida finish this year?", some posters taunted Panthers fans on their forum after their losses, and in the tank thread, some even prioritized tank #2 over tank #1. Our actions angered the Hockey Gods, unleashing a number of brutal plagues. In the second half of the season, the Panthers got hot and strung together an incredible number of come from behind wins. Meanwhile, all their competition for the Wild Card crumbled and Buffalo and Pittsburgh chose mediocrity at the trade deadline. When the playoffs began, we sold our souls and cheered for the Bruins, but once again, the Hockey Gods sneered at us while we watched the Panthers come back from a 3-1 deficit.

I am calling on all Montreal Canadiens fans to repent and to make a small sacrifice at the alter of the Hockey Gods. In the Leafs-Panthers series, we must collectively cheer for the Panthers against our true enemy - the Toronto Maple Leafs. If you have the means, consider doubling down and betting $1 on the Florida Panthers.

If we collectively repent, maybe, just maybe the Hockey Gods, Lottery Gods, or Draft Gods will look favourably upon our beloved Montreal Canadiens

Amen

J I N X
I
N
X


(Please gamble responsibly)

Screw the Hockey Gods- no such thing , and if they were, they wouldn't listen to us anyways.
I aint repenting for nuttin. I have my priorities right- banish the Bruins, now time to banish the Cats. Go Laffs Go.

 

[The Gr8 Dane]

Screw the Hockey Gods- no such thing , and if they were, they wouldn't listen to us anyways.
I aint repenting for nuttin. I have my priorities right- banish the Bruins, now time to banish the Cats. Go Laffs Go.

Hockey gods are real and anyways even if they didint exist we deserve no nice things after 20 years of dog poo management. (i mean we the fans do but not the organisation)

 

[Canadienna]

I've been over here sacrificing goats and such for weeks tryna win us this lottery. You guys been slacking.

 

[Koivu11]

I enjoyed that show.

 

[26Mats]

As was obvious, Bergeron was playing injured. So was Kreici probably.

Tough to win a series when both your top 2 centers are injured.

At least this bodes well for the Leafs - that the Panthers were only able to beat a depleted Bruins team.

 

[Jee]

I'm cheering for the Leafs

 

[dackelljuneaubulis02]

it really is a bummer though that Florida just didn't stay shit. They were trending low for the lion's part of the year. Could've really helped the future. But sometimes lower picks work out. Some guy falls or you second guess less because all of your other guys are on but you're sure this one will be a player.

I like where we're headed regardless.

 

[Skip Bayless]

 

[JohnTheBaptist]

 

[Boss Man Hughes]

GO LEAFS GO