McPuritania
LucicDestroyedHaley
CONGRATULATIONS OILERS FANS, you have survived the period of drudgery and laziness of the McDavidless Oilers. In our next game, we will have Klefbom (HOPEFULLY) and McDavid back and somewhat resemble a real NHL team.
Until McDavid's spleen falls out of his body on a breakaway, and Klefbom gets the gout in the first intermission.