Remember when there were rumours that Dean Kamen was inventing some sort of human transporter? The hype was
everything will change... that
change is coming.
Media and people around the world were excited. "Holy ****!", they said. There were rumours that it was a human transporter, possibly, physically moving someone from one side of the earth to another. A game changer. I remember seeing a physicist on CNN, talking about how could this even be possible.
The invention was wrapped in secrecy, exactly what it was. The world was just told, that
Change is Coming. That this change would punch a hole in the present... and take us right to the future, overnight. The inventors said
this. Those very few who saw this invention said this. One of the most important inventions in mankind, others said. Some of the more romantic speculated... perhaps we could go back in time, and fix our errors... or perhaps skip the present altogether, and go directly to the future... Perhaps fix the future, before we even got there! It was exciting, this side of the Internet.
Change is coming!
When it was finally time to reveal this game-changing human transporter... the world stopped everything to witness it's unveiling. The world, waited. Mouth-watering... Maybe we'll be in Italy tomorrow morning, picking up fresh sausage, and back home cooking it for breakfast, before the wife is even out of bed... The music started... The curtains opened... The spotlight was turned on...
... and
this is what the world saw:
My personal, initial reaction was laughter. I remember saying, "what the ****?" It's a lawnmower. I laughed, it was very funny to me. The build up just didn't match this, scooter.
It's a scooter. Human transporter? Technically, okay, a scooter
is a human transporter. But call it what it is, IMO. It's a really cool scooter. And no matter how cool this scooter was, it just could not match the hype.
After some time, once I researched this scooter, once I thought about it, I really liked it. This human transporter was pretty great, IMO. And it eventually made for a great prop in Arrested Development.
Today, to me, the Canucks presented a Segway. They said change is coming, and they did deliver change. I initially laughed. The Canucks promoted a human transporter, that will change the way human's travel... and the Canucks technically did. They delivered, a scooter. A really, cool, scooter.
After having time digesting it, and researching it, I like today. Today is funny as hell, IMO, but I
do like it. Given circumstance, I think the Canucks did alright... but it does feel quite underwhelming.
To make a long story short... To me, today, is a Segway.