-Map + CH + classy font
-Map + CH + scribled font
-Maple leaf + CH (like your last design)
-Any other variation? 'Playoffs 2014' instead of 'Habs stand on guard'? etc.
Map + CH + Classy Font
The classy font doesn't make us look like tryhards, it just fits in with the (made-up) aura of being Canada's Team. That's the whole point of the theme guys, come on now, stick with the program.
I still think Playoffs 2014 is required because it pretty much mandatory for playoff avatars to have the year - and in the non-customized portion of highly customizable things PLAIN IS BETTER.
Plain, inoffensive, streamlined design makes the unexpected, the funny, the "meat" of a design
stand out and pop.
That's why "Playoffs 2014" > a long(ish) made up sing-a-song. And that's also why the PK trollface doesn't work. And also why the "classy" font works: we're embracing the snobbery of being Canada's team despite no one in Canada wanting us to be their team, using a snobby looking font that "Canada's team" really could use. That's the whole point.
With this design is we have the following;
Frame 1: Map of Canada (Playoffs 2014) - this is the intro, Canada is Habsland
Frame 2: Picture 1 / Text 1 - CUSTOMIZABLE PART
Frame 3: Picture 2 / Text 2 - CUSTOMIZABLE PART
Frame 4: "Canada's Team" - the finale, hammering in the point that Canada IS Habsland
The two frames of picture and text could then present a two-line or two-part joke.
edit:
Jee's design is nice and smooth as hell, only problem I see is that it lacks the "Canada's Team" aesthetic and theme.