PK farts on opposition

[Karl Eriksson]

Love this:

http://deadspin.com/p-k-subban-tactical-farter-1642889968

''P.K. Subban just admitted he intentionally farts in front of the net to annoy the opposition. I'm sure Carey Price must love that.''

Makes me genuinely happy.

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[Seb]

This is hilarious

 

[Theosis]

The hell?

That's pretty hilarious

 

[Skip Bayless]

Would sniff P.K.'s farts, can't let that protein go to waste

 

[CupInSIX]

He's going to **** his britches one day

 

[Karl Eriksson]

He's going to **** his britches one day

Deadspin poster 'DougExeter' had this angle covered in the comments below the piece:

"This led to an embarrassing situation where the local newspaper ran a photo of Subban's game-worn underwear with the caption "dark in the middle"."

 

[Jack DiBiase]

4,5/5 Classless Subbans

 

[Fire Everyone]

4,5/5 Classless Subbans

Here's a bunch more.

 

[roy munson]

This HAS to be the funniest thread title ever.

 

[Bloumeister]

Where were you all last night?

The passing gas story.

PK farts in goalies' faces. Confirmed.

The fart story lollll. I can totally see that happening.

Etc.

This is SOOOOOO yesterday's news

This HAS to be the funniest thread title ever.

Would have preferred PK Subban: Silent But Deadly

#secretweapon #chemicalwarfare

 

[habitue*]

I guess he's not the only one using chemical weapons like that. A good garlic breath would do the trick too.

 

[JLP]

PK's never going to live this down lol

 

[dkd]

LOL even he farts in front of the net, the ice, sweat and adrenaline eliminate the smell.

 

[Skip Bayless]

LOL even he farts in front of the net, the ice, sweat and adrenaline eliminate the smell.

There's no sweat or adrenaline that eliminates a good old protein fart

 

[Moen is Gone]

PK never misses an opportunity to practice

 

[Bloumeister]

PK never misses an opportunity to practice

Well played, MiG, well played

Reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22tAtQR1I5I

(warning: NSFW)

PK is DELIRIOUS

 

[Alexdaman]

Not getting the comedy out of this. Even for fart jokes its below my usual standards.

 

[MK9]

If I wasn't a fan of his before this, I am now.

 

[Brainiac]

Not getting the comedy out of this. Even for fart jokes its below my usual standards.

Come on now. He did the fart joke in the most classy way possible. He was sort of stuck in a corner, asked what kind of stuff he pulled to chirp the opposition.

Instead of revealing on-ice stuff which, according to the "code" is not allowed, PK managed to divert that to a benign fart joke.

I'd give him 4 gasless Subban out of 5!

 

[VirginiaMtlExpat]

Echoes of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA

 

[Alexdaman]

Come on now. He did the fart joke in the most classy way possible. He was sort of stuck in a corner, asked what kind of stuff he pulled to chirp the opposition.

Instead of revealing on-ice stuff which, according to the "code" is not allowed, PK managed to divert that to a benign fart joke.

I'd give him 4 gasless Subban out of 5!

I can handle fart humour, when its actually funny.

 

[TumbaYumba]

''P.K. Subban just admitted he intentionally farts in front of the net to annoy the opposition. I'm sure Carey Price must love that.''

"Carey Price presented his new pads and gas mask for 2014-15 season."

 

[Moose Head]

Explains why Psycho Tim Thomas called him a disgrace to hockey, lol.

 

[Deebs]

‏@JohnLuTSNMtl
#Habs Subban re: his gaseous tactic 2 repel fwds from Mtl net:"Somebody put a bottle of Pepto in my locker so Kessel doesn't have to worry."

 

[Skip Bayless]

He's gonna get chirped about that for many years to come.