Pre-Game Talk: Pittsburgh Penguins @ Columbus Blue Jackets 3/11/16

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If Kunitz were a Pokemon, his signature move would be the "Hand raised as he slowly skates to the bench for a change mid-rush."

 

[Farnham4top6]

This russian giant speedster psychopath is available.

Sign him now!!

 

[Human]

so many temper tantrums by the Jackets. it's like they are coached by Tortorella...

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Hitting someone's fist with the back of his head.

The psychopath.

 

[Ogrezilla]

I just watch sweaty dudes wrestle instead.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

can someone turn the old Dupuis with no hands into Rust?

 

[Terrapin]

The scoreboard says the Pens are winning. Number not your strong suit? I can live with the Jackets acting like idiots instead of focusing on tying the game.

Awesome! They only knocked out one of our best players, and are hellbent on knocking out more, but hey, we may get 2 points!!! You guys really make me laugh.

 

[ColePens]

Hags.... amazing speed.

 

[PensPlz]

"He tried the wrap around and couldn't get enough of the wrap around on it"

Steigy drunk af.

 

[Ogrezilla]

 

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You're a legend.

 

[SHOOTANDSCORE]

I wasn't being serious.

You got me.

The last time I said something similar, someone said the same thing and was serious.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

If Kunitz were a Pokemon, his signature move would be the "Hand raised as he slowly skates to the bench for a change mid-rush."

"Kunitz used sleep"
"Kunitz is asleep"
"Kunitz used sleepwalk"
"It was not effective"

 

[Ogrezilla]

Awesome! They only knocked out one of our best players, and are hellbent on knocking out more, but hey, we may get 2 points!!! You guys really make me laugh.

they knocked out Malkin on a complete fluke of a bump. There's absolutely nothing that anybody in the league can do to prevent that play from happening. Geno could play every shift with prime Godard wielding a shotgun and that play still happens.

 

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Man, I wish Hagelin had some creativity and finish--Hagelin and Hornqvist would be a dynamite winger combo.

 

[TheSniper26]

Awesome! They only knocked out one of our best players, and are hellbent on knocking out more, but hey, we may get 2 points!!! You guys really make me laugh.

Are you really pretending that Geno was knocked out by the Blue Jackets' toughness? He was awkwardly backed into.

 

[Shrimper]

You got me.

The last time I said something similar, someone said the same thing and was serious.

No worries.

 

[NewAgeOutlaw]

Awesome! They only knocked out one of our best players, and are hellbent on knocking out more, but hey, we may get 2 points!!! You guys really make me laugh.

But Malkin was knocked out by a routine, non-dirty play.

You have a narrative and you push it whether it's consistent with reality or not. The Jackets' antics have not helped them win this game one bit.

 

[Terrapin]

Speaking of childish violence, I missed a lot of this period cause i was watching the happenings at the Trump rally in Chicago. Wow

 

[KIRK]

they knocked out Malkin on a complete fluke of a bump. There's absolutely nothing that anybody in the league can do to prevent that play from happening. Geno could play every shift with prime Godard wielding a shotgun and that play still happens.

Yeah. Wasn't like he got slammed with a cheap shot or something. Fluky thing.

EDIT: I think it's a wrist.

But Malkin was knocked out by a routine, non-dirty play.

You have a narrative and you push it whether it's consistent with reality or not. The Jackets' antics have not helped them win this game one bit.

They're dirty, but that one was a fluke.

 

[ColePens]

Dumo has been amazing defensively.

 

[Shrimper]

Get an EN and end it.

 

[KIRK]

Speaking of childish violence, I missed a lot of this period cause i was watching the happenings at the Trump rally in Chicago. Wow

Been flipping. Surreal. It's 1968.

 

[NewAgeOutlaw]

Kunitz aint even trying to win a puck battle in this situation.

 

[Terrapin]

But Malkin was knocked out by a routine, non-dirty play.

You have a narrative and you push it whether it's consistent with reality or not. The Jackets' antics have not helped them win this game one bit.

The Jackets are a terrible team missing arguably their 2 best players. We're holding on for dear life, and have lost our all-world player. Plan the parade