Other Sports: Philadelphia Phillies: The Road To .500 (2024 Edition)

[Superman33]

Amaro is such a clown. Count is 2-1, and the right-handed pitcher throws a low and away slider to Castellanos and he lays off it to make it 3-1. Amaro immediately glazes.

"Now that is a great take! At the end of the year last year you're used to seeing Nick swing at those and either miss or make soft contact. But lately he's been taking those pitches which is a great sign."

Next pitch, at 3-1, is another slider out of the zone. Swing and a miss. Amaro makes excuses. "Well that one was a little more up, it was much more competitive. On a fastball count you figure Nick got fooled there."

Next pitch, now 3-2, is another slider in the same spot. He reaches out at it and makes soft contact, pulling it to 3rd for the easy ground out.

Silence from Amaro

His ex-wife is apparently on a show called MILF Manor 2.

 

[DancingPanther]

His ex-wife is apparently on a show called MILF Manor 2.

Holy f*** lol

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[Magua]

He only drinks unpasteurized.

 

[trostol]

f***in hate Ben

 

[Kermit the Prog]

He only drinks unpasteurized.

That's udderly ridiculous.

THANK yewwwww...

 

[wankstifier]

Three players are wearing glasses in the Rays-Toronto game. That must not happen very often

 

[DancingPanther]

The Mets lost 8-0 to the Marlins lol

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Asked for change after every one, no doubt. f*** that guy

 

[DancingPanther]

Asked for change after every one, no doubt. f*** that guy

He doesn't tip. My friend owns a pizza joint in West Chester and multiple times he's come in and not tipped. Also puts f***ing ranch on his pizza

 

[Danko]

He doesn't tip. My friend owns a pizza joint in West Chester and multiple times he's come in and not tipped. Also puts f***ing ranch on his pizza

Is he getting take out, or is he sitting down and eating a meal served by a waiter? Is he putting the ranch directly on his pizza or dipping his crust?

 

[DancingPanther]

Is he getting take out, or is he sitting down and eating a meal served by a waiter? Is he putting the ranch directly on his pizza or dipping his crust?

Sitting down and he squeezes the bottle onto the pizza pie. My friend said one time he needed "another" bottle

 

[Flybynite]

Sitting down and he squeezes the bottle onto the pizza pie. My friend said one time he needed "another" bottle

 

[Rebels57]

The Mets lost 8-0 to the Marlins lol

Looks like the Phillies broke another team this season. First it was the Padres.

 

[Cody Webster]

Sitting down and he squeezes the bottle onto the pizza pie. My friend said one time he needed "another" bottle

I had the same questions. Brutal that he doesn't tip and absolutely disgusting that he puts it onto his pizza. I put some ranch on the side and then dip it, usually just the crust.

 

[Danko]

I had the same questions. Brutal that he doesn't tip and absolutely disgusting that he puts it onto his pizza. I put some ranch on the side and then dip it, usually just the crust.

Sitting down and he squeezes the bottle onto the pizza pie. My friend said one time he needed "another" bottle

Which brand of ranch are we talking about? What toppings on his pizza.

 

[Henry Miller]

Which brand of ranch are we talking about? What toppings on his pizza.

For me it’s pineapple pizza and chunky ranch

 

[Cody Webster]

Which brand of ranch are we talking about? What toppings on his pizza.

I'm a basic bitch. Plain pizza and I'll put hot sauce and Parmesan cheese on it. I'm a Ken's ranch guy.

 

[Halladay]

I was surprised when I saw that the Phillies lead entire baseball in runs per game.

 

[Flybynite]

He might have had 13 to 15 K's and pitched another inning or two if he wasn't squeezed ridiculously hard by that umpire.

Should have known it would be bad when the umpire actually MISSED the *VERY FIRST PITCH* he threw lol.

 

[Flybynite]

Shota Imanaga pitched 7 shut-out innings today (game is 0-0 and he was taken out before the 8th)

His ERA is now 0.84 after 9 starts.

 

[Halladay]

Diaz with another terrible appearance . Mets lose to the Marlins again. Play those trumpets.

 

[wankstifier]

The return on the initial Soto trade seems pretty good

 

[Rebels57]

Orion aint it.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Bullpen comes up big again.